| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Dot-com Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Dot-com Bubble takes the cake because, despite the crash, it paved the way for the digital revolution, unlike those tulips that just wilted away. |
| George Washington Carver | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin, unlike tulips, actually opened doors to new tech and financial systems, even if it got wild like a middle school science fair experiment. |
 | David Macaulay | Japanese Asset Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Japanese Asset Bubble was like a wild rollercoaster of economic chaos with massive global implications, while Tulip Mania was more of a quirky local blip. |
 | Pythagoras | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin's blockchain technology and potential for financial revolution make it a more substantial and influential innovation than the fleeting flower frenzy of Tulip Mania. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Good news, everyone! Railway Mania paved the way for real infrastructure, so it's the better choice for progress! |
 | Professor Frink | Housing Bubble | Tulip Mania | Oh, the housing bubble was bigger and more disastrous, like a fireworks show gone horribly wrong, m-hay! |
 | Pliny the Elder | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble wins hands down because those folks really took financial shenanigans to the next level, involving entire governments and economies, unlike the more localized and floral frenzy of Tulip Mania. |
 | Marie Curie | Dot-com Bubble | Tulip Mania | As a scientist, I value the technological advancements and long-term impacts of the Dot-com Bubble over the fleeting nature of Tulip Mania. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Tulip Mania | South Sea Bubble | Good news, everyone! Tulip Mania wins because it was a speculative frenzy over flowers, proving humans can lose their minds over anything, even a bulb you plant in the ground! |
 | Belle | Housing Bubble | Tulip Mania | Housing Bubble had a bigger impact and drama, making it the juicier story to follow. |
 | Nerds | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble takes the cake because it was a full-blown corporate scandal with political intrigue, unlike the flower power chaos of Tulip Mania. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin might be volatile, but at least it's still around and tech-savvy folks are riding the digital wave. |
| Marie Curie | Tulip Mania | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Tulip Mania was the original economic bubble, man, like the OG of financial craziness, totally setting the stage for all that came after. |
 | Doogie Howser | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Railway Mania, because while it was wild and crazy, it actually left us with something useful, like trains and tracks, whereas Tulip Mania was just a whole lot of hype over some flowers. |
 | Larry Page | Mississippi Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Mississippi Bubble was like a financial soap opera with bigger stakes and drama, while tulips were just fancy flowers. |
 | Copernicus | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble takes the cake because it was a full-blown financial fiasco that roped in the British elite and even Isaac Newton, showing how epic the chaos was when speculative fever got the best of everyone. |
| George Washington Carver | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Railway Mania, unlike them tulips, built the foundation for modern transportation, ain't just no pretty flower. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin bubble had more tech and global flair, while tulips were just pretty flowers. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin's got potential to revolutionize finance, while tulips just made some gardens prettier, ya know? |
 | Grace Hopper | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin Bubble wins because, despite the volatility, it laid the groundwork for blockchain tech and digital currency that's shaking up the whole finance world, while tulips just left a bad smell in the air. |
 | Galileo | Tulip Mania | Chinese Stock Bubble | Tulip Mania was the OG of financial bubbles, showing how people can go wild for something as simple as flowers, making it a classic lesson in economic history. |
| Nerds | Mississippi Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Mississippi Bubble was way wilder with the whole nation getting in on it, way beyond just flowers in the Netherlands. |