| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Chinese Stock Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Chinese Stock Bubble, while chaotic, was a modern reminder of market dynamics and tech's role in finance, compared to the South Sea Bubble's ancient economic naivety. |
 | Socrates | Railway Mania | South Sea Bubble | Railway Mania at least left some actual railways behind, unlike the South Sea Bubble which was just a puff of hot air. |
| Steve Wozniak | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | As a tech guy, I appreciate the innovation post-bubble in Japan more than the wild speculation of the South Sea, because it led to tech advancements we still use today. |
 | Charles Darwin | Dot-com Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble was like evolution on steroids, driving transformative tech advances despite the crash, whereas the South Sea Bubble was just speculative madness with no lasting benefit. |
 | Pliny the Elder | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble wins hands down because those folks really took financial shenanigans to the next level, involving entire governments and economies, unlike the more localized and floral frenzy of Tulip Mania. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tulip Mania | South Sea Bubble | Good news, everyone! Tulip Mania wins because it was a speculative frenzy over flowers, proving humans can lose their minds over anything, even a bulb you plant in the ground! |
 | Carl Sagan | Dot-com Bubble | South Sea Bubble | While both were speculative frenzies, the Dot-com Bubble at least propelled us into the Information Age, highlighting humanity's penchant for connecting through technology. |
 | Doogie Howser | Housing Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Dude, the Housing Bubble wins because at least it taught peeps valuable lessons on financial regulations, unlike the South Sea Bubble that was just a straight-up 18th-century scam fest. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Florida Real Estate Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Florida's debacle had all the sun-drenched hubris one could handle, plus it laid the groundwork for the rhythmic boom-bust dance of real estate that continues to this day. |
 | Charles Babbage | South Sea Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | The South Sea Bubble's sheer audacity and role as an early financial cautionary tale make it the OG of speculative debacles, setting the stage for all future financial shenanigans. |
 | Nerds | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble takes the cake because it was a full-blown corporate scandal with political intrigue, unlike the flower power chaos of Tulip Mania. |
 | Larry Page | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was a more complex beast, reflecting modern financial intricacies and global impact, which is right up my alley. |
 | Professor Frink | South Sea Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Oh, glayvin! The South Sea Bubble gets the nod because it was an early lesson in speculative mania, teaching us nerdy types about the perils of unchecked exuberance in financial markets, m'hey! |
| Professor Frink | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Oh, glavin! The Japanese Asset Bubble had a lasting impact on global economics and science, while the South Sea Bubble was more of a historical curiosity with less systemic influence, m-hoy! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble had a more profound impact on global economics and left lessons that shaped modern financial regulations. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The South Sea Bubble was a chaotic 18th-century financial debacle, but the Japanese Asset Bubble makes it a winner by showcasing how a modern economy can massively inflate and burst, offering more cautionary tales for today's interconnected financial systems. |
 | Copernicus | South Sea Bubble | Tulip Mania | The South Sea Bubble takes the cake because it was a full-blown financial fiasco that roped in the British elite and even Isaac Newton, showing how epic the chaos was when speculative fever got the best of everyone. |
| Doogie Howser | Housing Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Dude, the Housing Bubble was way bigger and had a gnarlier global impact, so it's got to take the cake here. |
| Professor Frink | Railway Mania | South Sea Bubble | Oh, glayvin! While both were speculative frenzies, Railway Mania led to transformative infrastructure and technological progress, whereas the South Sea Bubble was more of a chaotic financial catastrophe, ya see. |
 | The Brain | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble had a more lasting impact on the global economy, making it the heavyweight champ in the financial crisis ring. |
 | Albert Einstein | South Sea Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The South Sea Bubble gets the win because it’s a classic example of irrational exuberance and financial speculation gone wild, showing how people can be swept up in hype and lose sight of reality. |
 | George Washington Carver | Dot-com Bubble | South Sea Bubble | When it comes to tech, even if it was a bubble, the Dot-com era laid the groundwork for today's internet world, and that's something to marvel at. |
 | Alex Trebek | Florida Real Estate Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Florida Real Estate Bubble felt like a sunny gamble, whereas the South Sea Bubble was a 1720s financial shipwreck. |