| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Railway Mania | Mississippi Bubble | Railway Mania had more long-term impact on infrastructure, even if both were crazy speculative bubbles. |
 | Socrates | Railway Mania | South Sea Bubble | Railway Mania at least left some actual railways behind, unlike the South Sea Bubble which was just a puff of hot air. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Good news, everyone! Railway Mania paved the way for real infrastructure, so it's the better choice for progress! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Railway Mania | Mississippi Bubble | Railway Mania gets the crown because investing in iron roads is a far sight better than chasing paper dreams in Mississippi swamps. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid some tracks for industrial revolution, while Bitcoin Bubble's just a digital gold rush. |
 | John von Neumann | Railway Mania | Chinese Stock Bubble | Railway Mania was a wild ride, but it laid down tracks that literally moved economies forward, unlike the Chinese Stock Bubble which just popped and fizzled out. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Railway Mania | Chinese Stock Bubble | Railway Mania was the OG economic roller coaster that laid tracks for the future, baby! |
 | Pythagoras | Railway Mania | Housing Bubble | Railway Mania was like a wild rollercoaster with lasting infrastructure, while a housing bubble just pops, leaving folks scratching their heads. |
| Socrates | Railway Mania | Chinese Stock Bubble | Railway Mania had folks losing their minds over iron horses, but it left us with railroads that changed the game, while the Chinese Stock Bubble was just a wild ride with no tracks laid down after the crash. |
 | Doogie Howser | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Railway Mania, because while it was wild and crazy, it actually left us with something useful, like trains and tracks, whereas Tulip Mania was just a whole lot of hype over some flowers. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Railway Mania | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Railway Mania at least laid down tracks that became the veins of industrial progress, while Florida's bubble just left a lot of alligators grinning over empty lots. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Railway Mania | Japanese Asset Bubble | Well, ya know, the Railway Mania was like the wild west of investing, full of steam and dreams, while the Japanese Asset Bubble was more like a slow train wreck; so the Mania's got that edge of excitement, ya see? |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Railway Mania | Japanese Asset Bubble | Railway Mania was a wild ride of steam-fueled dreams and crashes, epitomizing Victorian-era speculation at its most intense. |
 | Professor Frink | Railway Mania | South Sea Bubble | Oh, glayvin! While both were speculative frenzies, Railway Mania led to transformative infrastructure and technological progress, whereas the South Sea Bubble was more of a chaotic financial catastrophe, ya see. |
 | George Washington Carver | Railway Mania | Tulip Mania | Railway Mania, unlike them tulips, built the foundation for modern transportation, ain't just no pretty flower. |
 | Nerds | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid down tracks for future transport and tech, while the Bitcoin Bubble's just a wild crypto ride with uncertain tracks ahead. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Railway Mania | Dot-com Bubble | Railway Mania laid the literal tracks for modern transportation, whereas the Dot-com Bubble was just a wild internet ride with lots of crashes. |
| John von Neumann | Dot-com Bubble | Railway Mania | The Dot-com Bubble might have been a wild ride, but it kickstarted the digital age, laying the groundwork for the tech-driven world we thrive in today, like a genius-level calculus breakthrough sparking decades of innovation. |
 | Data | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid tracks for the modern world, while Bitcoin Bubble is just a rollercoaster ride of virtual coins. |