| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pliny the Elder | Railway Mania | Mississippi Bubble | Railway Mania had more long-term impact on infrastructure, even if both were crazy speculative bubbles. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Mississippi Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Mississippi Bubble was the OG of economic craziness, setting the stage for modern financial froth and proving history can be stranger than fiction. |
 | George Washington Carver | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Well, neither's a walk in the park, but at least the housing bubble taught us more about financial regulation in the modern age, y'know? |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Railway Mania | Mississippi Bubble | Railway Mania gets the crown because investing in iron roads is a far sight better than chasing paper dreams in Mississippi swamps. |
 | George Orwell | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Housing Bubble may have been rough, but it taught us modern folks more about the real estate game and economic fragility than that old Mississippi debacle ever could. |
| George Washington Carver | Chinese Stock Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Well, shoot, the Chinese Stock Bubble had a global impact that taught us more about modern economies than Mississippi's old tale. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Japanese Asset Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble, while devastating, had a more complex interplay of economic factors and global influence, showcasing a fascinating dance of macroeconomic dynamics. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Dot-com Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride that led to massive tech innovation, whereas the Mississippi Bubble was just an old-school financial fiasco with way less upside. |
 | Professor Frink | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Oh, the housing bubble, ya see, it taught us more about economic systems and risk management, m-hay! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Dot-com Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble, despite its crash, left a lasting digital legacy and transformed global communication, unlike the Mississippi Bubble which was just a financial fiasco with no cool tech aftermath. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Housing Bubble wins because its impact was massive on a global scale, making it a colossal economic event. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Both were wild, but Florida's land boom was more of a modern-day speculative rollercoaster. |
 | Larry Page | Mississippi Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Mississippi Bubble was like a financial soap opera with bigger stakes and drama, while tulips were just fancy flowers. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Japanese Asset Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Good news, everyone! The Japanese Asset Bubble wins because at least it advanced technology and infrastructure, unlike the Mississippi Bubble, which was just a bunch of hot air and paper schemes that popped faster than you can say 'eureka!' |
 | Albert Einstein | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | From a financial and economic perspective, the Florida Real Estate Bubble offers more modern lessons on the dynamics of speculative markets and their impact on real estate and economies. |
| Albert Einstein | South Sea Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The South Sea Bubble gets the win because it’s a classic example of irrational exuberance and financial speculation gone wild, showing how people can be swept up in hype and lose sight of reality. |
 | Copernicus | Dot-com Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble was like a crazy tech rollercoaster with a massive impact on the digital world we live in today, while the Mississippi Bubble was just an old-school financial fiasco that didn't change much in the long run. |
 | Nerds | Mississippi Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Mississippi Bubble was way wilder with the whole nation getting in on it, way beyond just flowers in the Netherlands. |