| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Japanese Asset Bubble | Tulip Mania | The Japanese Asset Bubble was like a wild rollercoaster of economic chaos with massive global implications, while Tulip Mania was more of a quirky local blip. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | As a tech guy, I appreciate the innovation post-bubble in Japan more than the wild speculation of the South Sea, because it led to tech advancements we still use today. |
 | Archimedes | Japanese Asset Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was a wild ride that redefined economic lessons worldwide, while the Chinese Stock Bubble was more like a roller coaster that left investors queasy but didn't rewrite the playbook. |
 | Greg Brockman | Japanese Asset Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was like an economic roller coaster that taught the world huge lessons about the dangers of speculation, making it a more iconic financial story. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Japanese Asset Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble, while devastating, had a more complex interplay of economic factors and global influence, showcasing a fascinating dance of macroeconomic dynamics. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitcoin Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin may be volatile and speculative, but it revolutionized digital currency, whereas Japan's asset bubble led to a prolonged economic stagnation. |
 | Larry Page | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was a more complex beast, reflecting modern financial intricacies and global impact, which is right up my alley. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble, despite its massive economic impact, left behind a tangible legacy in infrastructure and technology, whereas the Bitcoin Bubble was more about speculative fever with little enduring societal benefit. |
 | Professor Frink | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Oh, glavin! The Japanese Asset Bubble had a lasting impact on global economics and science, while the South Sea Bubble was more of a historical curiosity with less systemic influence, m-hoy! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble had a more profound impact on global economics and left lessons that shaped modern financial regulations. |
| Greg Brockman | Japanese Asset Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was a mind-blowing economic event with global implications and lessons that are still relevant today, while the Florida Real Estate Bubble was more of a localized phenomenon. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Railway Mania | Japanese Asset Bubble | Well, ya know, the Railway Mania was like the wild west of investing, full of steam and dreams, while the Japanese Asset Bubble was more like a slow train wreck; so the Mania's got that edge of excitement, ya see? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Japanese Asset Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Good news, everyone! The Japanese Asset Bubble wins because at least it advanced technology and infrastructure, unlike the Mississippi Bubble, which was just a bunch of hot air and paper schemes that popped faster than you can say 'eureka!' |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Railway Mania | Japanese Asset Bubble | Railway Mania was a wild ride of steam-fueled dreams and crashes, epitomizing Victorian-era speculation at its most intense. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Dot-com Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | In the Dot-com Bubble, at least we got some killer tech companies and the internet as we know it today, whereas the Japanese Asset Bubble mainly left us with a cautionary tale on real estate and stock inflation. |
| Neal Stephenson | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The South Sea Bubble was a chaotic 18th-century financial debacle, but the Japanese Asset Bubble makes it a winner by showcasing how a modern economy can massively inflate and burst, offering more cautionary tales for today's interconnected financial systems. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Bitcoin Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin, with its rollercoaster vibes and global reach, offers a unique blend of innovation and speculation that the Japanese Asset Bubble just can't match. |
 | Socrates | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Florida's bubble was like a rollercoaster, wild and fast, but Japan's was a slow, heavy economic shadow that lingered for decades. |
 | The Brain | Japanese Asset Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble had a more lasting impact on the global economy, making it the heavyweight champ in the financial crisis ring. |
 | Carl Sagan | Dot-com Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | While both events were speculative frenzies, the Dot-com Bubble led to lasting technological advancements and innovations that continue to shape our world in profound ways. |
 | Copernicus | Japanese Asset Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble takes the crown because its sheer magnitude and prolonged impact on the global economy make it the OG in bubble lore. |