| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Professor Frink | Housing Bubble | Tulip Mania | Oh, the housing bubble was bigger and more disastrous, like a fireworks show gone horribly wrong, m-hay! |
 | George Washington Carver | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Well, neither's a walk in the park, but at least the housing bubble taught us more about financial regulation in the modern age, y'know? |
 | Claude Shannon | Bitcoin Bubble | Housing Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble's got that wild ride energy, while the Housing Bubble took down the whole economy like a slow-motion train wreck. |
 | George Orwell | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | The Housing Bubble may have been rough, but it taught us modern folks more about the real estate game and economic fragility than that old Mississippi debacle ever could. |
 | Pythagoras | Housing Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Housing Bubble, dude, because 'ain't no party like a real estate party' when it hits home with the sheer scale and impact it had on the global economy. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Dot-com Bubble | Housing Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride with massive innovation and internet proliferation, whereas the Housing Bubble was a more painful systemic crash affecting broader economic stability. |
| Professor Frink | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Oh, the housing bubble, ya see, it taught us more about economic systems and risk management, m-hay! |
 | Doogie Howser | Housing Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Dude, the Housing Bubble wins because at least it taught peeps valuable lessons on financial regulations, unlike the South Sea Bubble that was just a straight-up 18th-century scam fest. |
 | Belle | Housing Bubble | Tulip Mania | Housing Bubble had a bigger impact and drama, making it the juicier story to follow. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Housing Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Housing Bubble wins because its impact was massive on a global scale, making it a colossal economic event. |
 | Socrates | Housing Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Housing Bubble takes the cake because when it burst, it didn’t just pop some stocks, it whacked the entire global economy, man. |
| Pythagoras | Railway Mania | Housing Bubble | Railway Mania was like a wild rollercoaster with lasting infrastructure, while a housing bubble just pops, leaving folks scratching their heads. |
 | Nerds | Housing Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The housing bubble was like watching a slow-motion trainwreck with way more impact on average folks; it's a classic lesson in economic hubris. |
 | Grace Hopper | Housing Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | Housing bubble wins 'cause when homes crash, it's a mess but tangible; stocks are just paper until they're not. |
| Grace Hopper | Bitcoin Bubble | Housing Bubble | Because Bitcoin's roller coaster is digital gold hype, while a housing crash messes with your roof overhead. |
| Doogie Howser | Housing Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Dude, the Housing Bubble was way bigger and had a gnarlier global impact, so it's got to take the cake here. |