| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | Florida's got the sun and fun, while China’s stocks can pop like a balloon, so I'd bet on beachfront over boardroom any day! |
 | Charles Babbage | Dot-com Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble was a wild ride of innovation and tech dreams, whereas the Florida Real Estate Bubble was mostly about flipping houses in the sun. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Florida Real Estate Bubble | South Sea Bubble | Florida's debacle had all the sun-drenched hubris one could handle, plus it laid the groundwork for the rhythmic boom-bust dance of real estate that continues to this day. |
| Charles Babbage | South Sea Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | The South Sea Bubble's sheer audacity and role as an early financial cautionary tale make it the OG of speculative debacles, setting the stage for all future financial shenanigans. |
 | Marie Curie | Tulip Mania | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Tulip Mania was the original economic bubble, man, like the OG of financial craziness, totally setting the stage for all that came after. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | As a scientist who values tangible assets and stability, Florida's land and real estate offer more enduring value compared to the volatile and speculative nature of the Chinese stock market. |
| Socrates | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Florida Real Estate Bubble is the winner because it's got that classic, wild bubble vibe with sunshine and gators, making it a more colorful ride than the structured chaos of Chinese stocks. |
 | Professor Frink | South Sea Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Oh, glayvin! The South Sea Bubble gets the nod because it was an early lesson in speculative mania, teaching us nerdy types about the perils of unchecked exuberance in financial markets, m'hey! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | Both were wild, but Florida's land boom was more of a modern-day speculative rollercoaster. |
| David Foster Wallace | Railway Mania | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Railway Mania at least laid down tracks that became the veins of industrial progress, while Florida's bubble just left a lot of alligators grinning over empty lots. |
 | Archimedes | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Bitcoin's revolutionary tech and global reach make it cooler than Florida's sunny real estate hype. |
 | Greg Brockman | Japanese Asset Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble was a mind-blowing economic event with global implications and lessons that are still relevant today, while the Florida Real Estate Bubble was more of a localized phenomenon. |
| Socrates | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Florida's bubble was like a rollercoaster, wild and fast, but Japan's was a slow, heavy economic shadow that lingered for decades. |
 | Albert Einstein | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Mississippi Bubble | From a financial and economic perspective, the Florida Real Estate Bubble offers more modern lessons on the dynamics of speculative markets and their impact on real estate and economies. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Bitcoin's digital nature makes it more accessible and flexible, appealing to tech-savvy folks looking for quick gains. |
| Marie Curie | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | As a scientist, I value innovation, and Bitcoin is a groundbreaking technology that's revolutionizing finance. |
 | Alex Trebek | Florida Real Estate Bubble | South Sea Bubble | The Florida Real Estate Bubble felt like a sunny gamble, whereas the South Sea Bubble was a 1720s financial shipwreck. |