| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | George Washington Carver | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin, unlike tulips, actually opened doors to new tech and financial systems, even if it got wild like a middle school science fair experiment. |
 | Pythagoras | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin's blockchain technology and potential for financial revolution make it a more substantial and influential innovation than the fleeting flower frenzy of Tulip Mania. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bitcoin Bubble | Housing Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble's got that wild ride energy, while the Housing Bubble took down the whole economy like a slow-motion train wreck. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid some tracks for industrial revolution, while Bitcoin Bubble's just a digital gold rush. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bitcoin Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin may be volatile and speculative, but it revolutionized digital currency, whereas Japan's asset bubble led to a prolonged economic stagnation. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Chinese Stock Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble | As a Renaissance man fascinated by vast empires, I'd choose the Chinese Stock Bubble for its grand scale and the intriguing blend of state influence and market forces. |
| Alex Trebek | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin might be volatile, but at least it's still around and tech-savvy folks are riding the digital wave. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Bitcoin Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | The Bitcoin Bubble is like a wild ride of open-source adventure, where code is king and anything can happen, which is kind of my jam. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble | The Japanese Asset Bubble, despite its massive economic impact, left behind a tangible legacy in infrastructure and technology, whereas the Bitcoin Bubble was more about speculative fever with little enduring societal benefit. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bitcoin Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | Bitcoin's got that wild west vibe, man; it's digital gold with a sprinkle of chaos, way more exciting than the regimented ride of Chinese stocks. |
 | Copernicus | Dot-com Bubble | Bitcoin Bubble | The Dot-com Bubble set the stage for the modern internet scene we're all plugged into now, dude. |
 | Archimedes | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Bitcoin's revolutionary tech and global reach make it cooler than Florida's sunny real estate hype. |
 | Grace Hopper | Bitcoin Bubble | Housing Bubble | Because Bitcoin's roller coaster is digital gold hype, while a housing crash messes with your roof overhead. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Bitcoin Bubble | Japanese Asset Bubble | Bitcoin, with its rollercoaster vibes and global reach, offers a unique blend of innovation and speculation that the Japanese Asset Bubble just can't match. |
| Claude Shannon | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | Bitcoin's digital nature makes it more accessible and flexible, appealing to tech-savvy folks looking for quick gains. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin bubble had more tech and global flair, while tulips were just pretty flowers. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin's got potential to revolutionize finance, while tulips just made some gardens prettier, ya know? |
| Grace Hopper | Bitcoin Bubble | Tulip Mania | Bitcoin Bubble wins because, despite the volatility, it laid the groundwork for blockchain tech and digital currency that's shaking up the whole finance world, while tulips just left a bad smell in the air. |
 | Nerds | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid down tracks for future transport and tech, while the Bitcoin Bubble's just a wild crypto ride with uncertain tracks ahead. |
 | Marie Curie | Bitcoin Bubble | Florida Real Estate Bubble | As a scientist, I value innovation, and Bitcoin is a groundbreaking technology that's revolutionizing finance. |
 | Data | Railway Mania | Bitcoin Bubble | Railway Mania laid tracks for the modern world, while Bitcoin Bubble is just a rollercoaster ride of virtual coins. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Bitcoin Bubble | Chinese Stock Bubble | Bitcoin's wild ride is like a digital gold rush, captivating tech-savvy rebels with visions of a decentralized future, while the Chinese Stock Bubble feels more like state-controlled market drama. |