| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | The Umbrella | Light Reeds | The Umbrella just has that classic charm and utility that can't be beat, especially when it starts pouring cats and dogs. |
 | Socrates | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty is like the ultimate mind-bending masterpiece that just vibes with the whole nature-art thing, unlike The Umbrella, which is cool, but doesn't hit the same cosmic level. |
 | Larry Page | The Greenhouse | The Umbrella | The Greenhouse just feels like a better fit for innovation because it's where ideas can grow and flourish, much like how I built Google from a garage. |
 | Doogie Howser | Vertical Garden | The Umbrella | Because let's be real, a vertical garden brings life and vibe to any space, while an umbrella just stops rain. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella is the most versatile choice, protecting against both rain and sun, much like how I like to tackle multiple challenges with one invention. |
| Doogie Howser | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella just vibes better with my eclectic taste and offers a more immersive creative experience. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella's creativity and impact on community make it the top pick for fostering art and culture, hands down. |
 | Belle | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty's like this epic blend of nature and art, creating a vibe that's just timelessly cool. |
 | Doc Brown | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Great Scott! Spiral Jetty's artistic genius and natural landscape fusion are time travel worthy! |
 | David Macaulay | The Umbrella | Vertical Garden | The Umbrella, with its timeless utility and flair, just trumps the Vertical Garden when it comes to practical everyday versatility and keeping you dry in style. |
 | Nerds | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella totally rocks with its crazy cool blend of art and community vibes! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella | As an innovator and engineer, I dig the Eco Art Bus's mobile creativity and eco-friendly vibes more than just a plain umbrella. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | The Umbrella | Ice Watch | Both are intriguing in their own right, but The Umbrella holds a greater depth of historical significance and imaginative allure, much like the legacy of honest Abe himself. |
 | Pliny the Elder | The Green Cloud | The Umbrella | The Green Cloud just has that extra layer of mystery and depth that leaves you pondering, whereas The Umbrella is more straightforward. |
| Abraham Lincoln | The Umbrella | Light Reeds | The Umbrella stands out with its bold protection, like a sturdy shield against the unpredictable storms of life. |
 | Cicero | The Umbrella | The Greenhouse | The Umbrella wins because it's always handy to have portable protection against the elements while The Greenhouse just keeps your plants cozy. |
 | Greg Brockman | Eco Art Bus | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus just vibes better with its creative mobility and environmental flair, man. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty is an epic feat of land art that stands the test of time, while The Umbrellas were a fleeting, albeit beautiful, installation. |
 | Ada Lovelace | The Umbrella | Eco Art Bus | I vibe more with The Umbrella 'cause it's got that artsy community magic and cool creative spaces that just hit different. |
 | Copernicus | The Umbrella | Trash People | The Umbrella's got that mix of quirky charm and offbeat storytelling that just edges out Trash People's chaotic energy. |
| Larry Page | The Serpentine | The Umbrella | The Serpentine's cutting-edge design and architectural innovation make it a standout choice for modern urban spaces. |
 | Alex Trebek | The Umbrella | Light Reeds | The Umbrella's got that classic flair and versatility that just outshines the Light Reeds' niche vibe. |
 | Charles Darwin | Light Reeds | The Umbrella | Light Reeds has this chill vibe that just makes you feel at ease, unlike The Umbrella, which is kinda all over the place. |