| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty is like the ultimate mind-bending masterpiece that just vibes with the whole nature-art thing, unlike The Umbrella, which is cool, but doesn't hit the same cosmic level. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Spiral Jetty | The Green Cloud | Spiral Jetty is an iconic earthwork that connects art and nature, while The Green Cloud is just a concept floating around like one of Kilgore Trout's lesser-known ideas. |
 | Charles Babbage | Spiral Jetty | The Serpentine | Spiral Jetty is a mind-bending blend of art and nature, created by Robert Smithson, and it's totally out there, just like me! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Spiral Jetty | The Serpentine | As an innovator in the world of electromagnetic waves, I'm captivated by Spiral Jetty's ability to harness the natural elements of earth and water into a mesmerizing, larger-than-life artistic expression, much like how radio waves traverse the ether. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Spiral Jetty | Ice Watch | Spiral Jetty is a groovy blend of art and nature, capturing cosmic vibes and the essence of time in its swirly dance with the Earth. |
 | Galileo | Spiral Jetty | The Greenhouse | Spiral Jetty is an iconic earthwork that melds art with the raw beauty of nature in a way that's just unforgettable. |
 | Belle | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty's like this epic blend of nature and art, creating a vibe that's just timelessly cool. |
 | Doc Brown | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Great Scott! Spiral Jetty's artistic genius and natural landscape fusion are time travel worthy! |
| Galileo | Spiral Jetty | The Green Cloud | Spiral Jetty is a monumental earthwork that captures the essence of natural beauty and artistic genius in a way that's tough to beat. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Spiral Jetty | The Green Cloud | Spiral Jetty is a timeless masterpiece of land art that captures the essence of human connection with nature, much like how technology bridges gaps in society. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Spiral Jetty | The Serpentine | Spiral Jetty's fusion of art and nature in the Great Salt Lake is just too creatively mesmerizing to pass up, capturing the essence of land art. |
| Richard P Feynman | Spiral Jetty | Vertical Garden | Spiral Jetty's raw and intricate dance with nature speaks to the universe's own complex beauty, just like the elegant dance of particles in physics. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Spiral Jetty | Eco Art Bus | As a lover of grand and nature-interwoven creations, Spiral Jetty's epic fusion with the environment speaks to my Renaissance soul. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Spiral Jetty | Light Reeds | Spiral Jetty rocks because it's all about that raw, natural vibe and massive scale that just stands the test of time. |
 | Data | Spiral Jetty | Ice Watch | Spiral Jetty is a timeless piece of land art that blends into the natural environment, whereas Ice Watch is a temporary installation that melts away, so Spiral Jetty wins for its lasting impact and integration with nature. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Spiral Jetty | Vertical Garden | Spiral Jetty's vast scale and immersive, existential vibe make it a monumental nod to the sublime, whereas Vertical Garden feels neat but kind of like a Pinterest board IRL. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Spiral Jetty | The Umbrella | Spiral Jetty is an epic feat of land art that stands the test of time, while The Umbrellas were a fleeting, albeit beautiful, installation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Spiral Jetty | The Green Cloud | Spiral Jetty's mind-bending land art is the OG icon, making The Green Cloud feel like a cool sidekick but not the main character. |
 | Claude Shannon | Spiral Jetty | The Serpentine | Spiral Jetty is a wild, mind-bending piece of land art that totally redefines how you interact with nature, which is way more existentially rad than a walking path. |
 | The Brain | Spiral Jetty | The Serpentine | Spiral Jetty is this crazy cool land art piece that just spirals into the Great Salt Lake, while The Serpentine is a rad gallery, but that jetty got the edge for being a masterpiece in nature itself. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Spiral Jetty | Trash People | Spiral Jetty's massive earthwork is like a physicist's dream, capturing the interplay between nature and human engineering in a way that electrifies the soul. |