| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Rail Trains | Electric Cars | Rail Trains are the OG of efficient transport, moving tons of folks and goods with less fuss, just like calculating a sweet hypotenuse. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rail Trains | Carpooling | Well, ya know, rail trains are the way to go 'cause they can carry a whole mess of people at once without gettin' stuck in traffic, unlike carpooling. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Rail Trains | Carpooling | In the grand scheme of collective efficiency, rail trains are like the spinal cord of public transit, providing a structured and eco-friendly backbone to urban commutes that carpooling simply can't replicate. |
 | Charles Babbage | Rail Trains | Walking | Rail Trains revolutionize transportation with unmatched speed and efficiency, like my Difference Engine in the world of calculations. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Public Transit | Rail Trains | As a fan of efficient, code-like solutions, public transit wins for its versatility and ability to adapt like a well-designed function. |
| Cliff Clavin | Rail Trains | Bike Sharing | Well ya see, rail trains are like the backbone of transport, moving bunches of folks and cargo at once - kinda like the unsung heroes of the transit world. |
 | Claude Shannon | Rail Trains | Electric Cars | Rail trains are more efficient and eco-friendly for moving a lot of people at once, which is pretty darn important for fighting climate change. |
 | John von Neumann | Rail Trains | Carpooling | With rail trains, you get efficiency and scalability that carpooling just can't match, especially when moving lots of folks across bustling cityscapes. |
 | Doc Brown | Rail Trains | Electric Cars | Great Scott! Rail trains move the masses efficiently like a flux capacitor on wheels, making them the superstars of public transport. |
 | Professor Frink | Bicycles | Rail Trains | Bicycles are the ultimate eco-friendly, glavin' gizmos that give you exercise while taking you places with a personal touch of zany physics! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Rail Trains | Walking | Rail trains get you places faster than a snail's pace, unless you're just out for a leisurely stroll. |
| Charles Babbage | Rail Trains | Sailing Boats | Well, as the father of the computer, I appreciate the precision and efficiency of rail trains over the unpredictability of the winds at sea. |
 | Carl Sagan | Rail Trains | Bike Sharing | Rail trains are a cosmic symphony of efficiency, carrying multitudes across vast distances with the power of the stars. |
 | Copernicus | Public Transit | Rail Trains | Public transit is like the Swiss Army knife of urban transportation, offering more flexibility and coverage for getting around daily. |
| Cliff Clavin | Rail Trains | Walking | Well ya know, Norm, while hoofing it is good for the ticker, rail trains get you there faster, and you can enjoy a cold one on the way, making 'em the perfect ride for a Cheers regular like myself. |
 | George Orwell | Rail Trains | Carpooling | In the grand tapestry of society, rail trains are the efficient machinery threading people together in a unified journey, minimizing the chaos of individual transport. |
 | George Washington Carver | Rail Trains | Carpooling | Well now, trains move lots of folks all at once with less fuss and more efficiency, kinda like my peanuts do for soil. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Bike Sharing | Rail Trains | Well, partner, bike sharing lets folks pedal their way to freedom and health while keeping the air as fresh as an Illinois prairie breeze. |
 | Archimedes | Rail Trains | Electric Scooters | Trains rock because they move tons of people efficiently, unlike scooters which are just for solo rides. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Rail Trains | Hybrid Cars | Rail trains are more efficient and eco-friendly for moving lots of people and goods, reducing our carbon footprint like a boss. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Rail Trains | Carpooling | Rail trains carry the masses efficiently, much like a well-formed Union, while carpooling, fine as it may be, cannot match that grandeur. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Rail Trains | Electric Cars | Rail trains are the backbone of efficient mass transit and freight, carrying loads electric cars simply can't match. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Rail Trains | Hybrid Cars | Rail trains are the powerhouse of efficient, mass transit that can carry loads of folks and freight, cutting down emissions way better than hybrids. |
 | Jensen Huang | Rail Trains | Hybrid Cars | Rail trains are the boss of moving lots of people efficiently while keeping things greener than hybrid cars. |