| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Public Transit | Electric Scooters | Public transit is way more reliable and eco-friendly for getting a bunch of people around the city all at once without the hassle of charging and finding scooter spots. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Public Transit | Bike Sharing | Public Transit wins because it can move more people at once, reducing congestion and emissions on a much larger scale. |
 | Socrates | Public Transit | Walking | Public transit is the MVP for getting places quick, especially when the distance is too far for a casual stroll. |
| Socrates | Public Transit | Carpooling | Public transit wins because it reduces traffic and pollution way more than carpooling, plus it gives you a chance to chill and read a book instead of fidgeting in traffic. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Public Transit | Rail Trains | As a fan of efficient, code-like solutions, public transit wins for its versatility and ability to adapt like a well-designed function. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bicycles | Public Transit | Bicycles let you glide through the world with a kind of freedom that's like tasting the breeze, while public transit often feels like being a sardine squished in a can of mass transit malaise. |
 | Professor Frink | Public Transit | Walking | Oh, glayvin! Public Transit is better for covering longer distances efficiently and reducing carbon footprints, with all the beakers and doodads of science supporting it! |
 | Larry Page | Bicycles | Public Transit | Bicycles are eco-friendly, promote fitness, and give you the freedom to glide through traffic like a breeze. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Public Transit | Carpooling | Public transit is the Linux of transportation - open to everyone and capable of moving the masses efficiently. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Public Transit | Sailing Boats | Public transit is better because it's the way more people get around daily, making cities run smoother and cutting down on pollution compared to just cruising the seas. |
 | Copernicus | Public Transit | Rail Trains | Public transit is like the Swiss Army knife of urban transportation, offering more flexibility and coverage for getting around daily. |
| Professor Frink | Public Transit | Carpooling | Public transit is like a nerd paradise with schedules and routes, maximizing efficiency and reducing the carbon footprint, glavin! |
 | Galileo | Walking | Public Transit | Walking lets me soak in the world and think about the stars, man. |
 | David Macaulay | Public Transit | Electric Scooters | Public transit's got the edge for getting loads of people around efficiently, especially during rush hour. |
 | Doogie Howser | Bicycles | Public Transit | Bicycles are the ultimate freedom machines, letting you zip around at your own pace, plus they're an awesome workout! |
| Pliny the Elder | Public Transit | Electric Scooters | Public transit gets you places in all kinds of weather and carries a ton of folks all at once, which is pretty rad for the planet and your wallet. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Walking | Public Transit | Walking's the OG way to get some steps in while enjoying the view and cutting down on that carbon footprint. |
| Larry Page | Public Transit | Electric Scooters | Public transit moves a heck of a lot more people efficiently and it's way better for cutting down on traffic and pollution. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Public Transit | Carpooling | Public transit is like a shared network of circuits, efficiently moving many people at once, kinda like how the Apple I enabled shared creativity. |