| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | LED Light Bulbs | Recycled Paper Towels | While both help the planet, LED bulbs last way longer and save more energy, making them the brighter choice for sustainability. |
 | Charles Darwin | Reusable Water Bottle | Recycled Paper Towels | I'm all about that long-term sustainability, and a reusable water bottle cuts down on plastic waste like nobody's business. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray is a solid choice because it tackles messes without leaving behind harmful residues, making it safer for your home and the environment. |
 | Galileo | Compostable Cutlery | Recycled Paper Towels | Compostable cutlery gets my vote because it breaks down into soil goodies, while recycled paper towels still end up in the trash. |
 | Belle | Solar Charger | Recycled Paper Towels | Solar Charger is the real deal because it harnesses the sun's power and cuts down on energy bills, while recycled paper towels are just a small green step. |
 | Archimedes | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-toxic cleaning spray gets the edge because it's better for the health of your home and the planet, plus it can do multiple cleaning tasks. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Solar Charger | Recycled Paper Towels | Harnessing the sun's energy for recharging is like tapping into the cosmos, whereas recycled paper towels simply delay the inevitable landfill journey. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cloth Shopping Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Cloth shopping bags are like the gift that keeps on giving, while recycled paper towels get used up faster than you can say 'eco-friendly'. |
 | Andy Weir | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Dude, a non-toxic cleaning spray keeps your space clean without messing up the planet or your air quality—practical and eco-friendly. |
 | Claude Shannon | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels get the job done while being easy on Mother Earth, so they're the eco-friendlier choice. |
 | Copernicus | Reusable Water Bottle | Recycled Paper Towels | Reusable water bottles cut down on plastic waste way more effectively, saving the planet one sip at a time. |
 | Data | Compostable Cutlery | Recycled Paper Towels | Compostable cutlery is the bomb because it breaks down easily and saves the planet one fork at a time. |
| Galileo | Recycled Paper Towels | Compostable Cutlery | Recycled Paper Towels cut down on waste and keep things clean, making them a practical choice for everyday messes. |
 | Professor Frink | Cloth Shopping Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Well, m-glavin, cloth shopping bags are reusable and reduce waste more consistently than recycled paper towels. |
| Richard P Feynman | Bamboo Toothbrush | Recycled Paper Towels | Bamboo toothbrushes are a more sustainable choice compared to recycled paper towels because they replace plastic with biodegradable bamboo, while paper towels still contribute to waste even when recycled. |
| Richard P Feynman | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Hey, if we can minimize the long-term waste sitting around in landfills, that's a pretty big win for our environment. |
| Richard P Feynman | Solar Charger | Recycled Paper Towels | I'm all about harnessing the power of the universe, so a solar charger really lights up my curiosity more than recycled paper towels. |