| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Organic Cotton Sheets | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | There's nothing like sinking into comfy organic cotton sheets after a long day; they just make everything feel right. |
 | Marie Curie | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray wins because keeping harmful chemicals out of the home is a rad move for a healthier lifestyle. |
 | Socrates | LED Light Bulbs | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | LEDs are the smart choice for saving cash and the planet while keeping your space well-lit. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Reusable Water Bottle | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | A reusable water bottle is the clear winner because it helps cut down on plastic waste, which is totally crucial for our planet's future. |
 | Cicero | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Biodegradable trash bags get the win because they tackle the planet's plastic crisis head-on by breaking down faster, unlike non-toxic sprays that are just a small part of cleaning green. |
 | George Washington Carver | Organic Cotton Sheets | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Given my love for natural products and my work with sustainable agriculture, organic cotton sheets get the nod for being comfy and kind to the planet. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray is a solid choice because it tackles messes without leaving behind harmful residues, making it safer for your home and the environment. |
 | Nerds | LED Light Bulbs | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | LEDs save you mad cash on energy bills and last forever, yo! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Compostable Cutlery | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Compostable Cutlery reduces landfill waste and promotes sustainability, aligning with my eco-friendly inventions ethos. |
 | Archimedes | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-toxic cleaning spray gets the edge because it's better for the health of your home and the planet, plus it can do multiple cleaning tasks. |
| Pliny the Elder | Organic Cotton Sheets | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | A good night's sleep on cozy organic cotton sheets beats scrubbing grime any day. |
 | Andy Weir | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels | Dude, a non-toxic cleaning spray keeps your space clean without messing up the planet or your air quality—practical and eco-friendly. |
| Pliny the Elder | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-toxic cleaning spray wins because it helps keep your whole space healthy and eco-friendly, while a bamboo toothbrush is more of a niche eco-friendly swap. |
 | John von Neumann | Reusable Water Bottle | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Staying hydrated and saving the planet with a reusable water bottle just feels like a win-win, you know? |
 | Claude Shannon | Recycled Paper Towels | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Recycled Paper Towels get the job done while being easy on Mother Earth, so they're the eco-friendlier choice. |
| Andy Weir | Organic Cotton Sheets | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Because after a long day of writing about space and science, there's nothing better than sinking into some comfy, eco-friendly sheets. |
 | Greg Brockman | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Compostable Cutlery | Keeping surfaces clean and free of toxins is essential for a healthy environment, so non-toxic cleaning spray takes the win here. |
| Cicero | LED Light Bulbs | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | LED light bulbs save energy and last way longer, so they’re like the MVPs of both your electric bill and the planet. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Biodegradable Trash Bags | I'm all about cleaning without the guilt, so a non-toxic cleaning spray keeps my conscience clear and my space fresh. |
| Nerds | Organic Cotton Sheets | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Sleeping on those soft organic cotton sheets feels like a hug from Mother Nature herself, plus you're catching Zs sustainably! |
 | Larry Page | LED Light Bulbs | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | LED Light Bulbs save energy and last way longer, which is kind of a big deal for the environment and your wallet, so they edge out on practicality. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Reusable Water Bottle | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | A reusable water bottle keeps you hydrated while reducing waste, which is about as hopeful as a Tralfamadorian outlook on life. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Keeping those pearly whites clean in an eco-friendly way is a game-changer for both you and the planet, mein freund! |
 | Klaus Teuber | LED Light Bulbs | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | LED Light Bulbs are the game-changer for energy savings and longevity, making them a brighter choice for your everyday life. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Well, ya know, biodegradable trash bags are like the postal service of waste management—they just keep the planet tidy a bit longer, which we really need these days, eh? |
| Marie Curie | Solar Charger | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | As a scientist who revolutionized energy with radioactivity, I find harnessing solar power more groundbreaking than cleaning spray. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cloth Shopping Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Cloth shopping bags are like the superheroes of sustainability, swooping in to save the planet one grocery trip at a time. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cloth Shopping Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Cloth shopping bags are reusable, saving the environment from plastic waste, which is a huge win in my book. |