| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Richard P Feynman | LED Light Bulbs | Cloth Shopping Bags | LED Light Bulbs zap the energy savings game, while cloth bags just make you feel eco-good. |
 | Charles Babbage | Cloth Shopping Bags | Compostable Cutlery | Cloth bags are the eco-friendlier choice 'cause you can reuse 'em over and over, saving a ton of plastic waste in the long run. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Cloth Shopping Bags | Organic Cotton Sheets | Cloth shopping bags beat organic cotton sheets because they're all about saving the planet and reducing waste, which is a total win for sustainability. |
 | Andy Weir | Cloth Shopping Bags | Bamboo Toothbrush | Cloth shopping bags are way more impactful because they reduce single-use plastic and can carry all my science fiction books from the store. |
 | Doogie Howser | Solar Charger | Cloth Shopping Bags | Gotta go with the solar charger, 'cause it's like harnessing the power of the sun, dude! |
 | John von Neumann | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and reduce waste, so they win for being eco-friendly and saving the planet one grocery trip at a time. |
| Richard P Feynman | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and help cut down on waste in a more sustainable way, so why not go for something that you can use over and over again? |
 | Guido van Rossum | Cloth Shopping Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Cloth shopping bags are like the gift that keeps on giving, while recycled paper towels get used up faster than you can say 'eco-friendly'. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the eco-friendly choice because they reduce waste and can be reused countless times, saving both money and the planet. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Cloth Shopping Bags | Compostable Cutlery | Cloth shopping bags, because they're the multitasking MacGyvers of sustainability, outlasting a thousand disposable forks while helping you schlep your kale home in style. |
| John von Neumann | Reusable Water Bottle | Cloth Shopping Bags | Hydration is key, and a reusable water bottle keeps you refreshed while saving the planet from plastic waste. |
 | David Macaulay | LED Light Bulbs | Cloth Shopping Bags | LED light bulbs are the rockstars of energy savings and longevity, so they score the win for their eco-friendly brilliance. |
 | Nikola Tesla | LED Light Bulbs | Cloth Shopping Bags | LEDs are the champs, 'cause they save energy like nobody's business and that’s what an inventor dreams of! |
 | Larry Page | LED Light Bulbs | Cloth Shopping Bags | LED Light Bulbs are more tech-savvy and energy-efficient, making them the cool choice for a sustainable future. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Cloth Shopping Bags | Organic Cotton Sheets | Well, it's like this: cloth shopping bags are like the Norms of the grocery world, they're there for you time and time again, saving the planet one trip at a time. |
 | Belle | Reusable Water Bottle | Cloth Shopping Bags | When you think about it, hydration is a non-negotiable daily need, and a reusable water bottle helps cut down on single-use plastics way more consistently. |
 | Professor Frink | Cloth Shopping Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Well, m-glavin, cloth shopping bags are reusable and reduce waste more consistently than recycled paper towels. |
| Doogie Howser | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the bomb for being reusable and cutting down on plastic waste way more effectively. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cloth Shopping Bags | Compostable Cutlery | Cloth shopping bags are like the gift that keeps on giving since you can reuse them a bazillion times, unlike compostable cutlery that just disappears after a single meal. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the bee's knees because they can be reused over and over, reducing waste in the long run. |
| Doogie Howser | Cloth Shopping Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Cloth shopping bags are like the superheroes of sustainability, swooping in to save the planet one grocery trip at a time. |
| Belle | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and help reduce waste way more effectively than biodegradable trash bags, man! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Cloth Shopping Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Cloth shopping bags are reusable, saving the environment from plastic waste, which is a huge win in my book. |