| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Biodegradable trash bags get the win because they tackle the planet's plastic crisis head-on by breaking down faster, unlike non-toxic sprays that are just a small part of cleaning green. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Solar Charger | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Solar chargers tap into that big ol' nuclear fusion lamp in the sky, making them a cleaner, renewable choice for our gadget-happy lives. |
 | John von Neumann | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and reduce waste, so they win for being eco-friendly and saving the planet one grocery trip at a time. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and help cut down on waste in a more sustainable way, so why not go for something that you can use over and over again? |
 | Pliny the Elder | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the eco-friendly choice because they reduce waste and can be reused countless times, saving both money and the planet. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Compostable Cutlery | Biodegradable trash bags help manage waste on a broader scale, easing my environmental conscience every trash day. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | LED Light Bulbs | Biodegradable Trash Bags | LED Light Bulbs save energy and money over time, making them a bright idea for a sustainable future. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bamboo Toothbrush | Biodegradable Trash Bags | A bamboo toothbrush is something you use every day and it feels cool to go green while brushing your teeth, whereas biodegradable trash bags might take ages to decompose anyway! |
 | Louis Pasteur | LED Light Bulbs | Biodegradable Trash Bags | LED Light Bulbs totally rock because they save a ton more energy in the long run and contribute less waste overall compared to a single-use bag. |
 | Larry Page | Organic Cotton Sheets | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Because nothing beats sleeping on soft, breathable sheets that are better for the planet—it's like a dream come true! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Biodegradable Trash Bags | I'm all about cleaning without the guilt, so a non-toxic cleaning spray keeps my conscience clear and my space fresh. |
 | Andy Weir | LED Light Bulbs | Biodegradable Trash Bags | LED Light Bulbs last way longer and save more energy, making a bigger impact overall compared to biodegradable bags. |
 | George Orwell | Compostable Cutlery | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Compostable cutlery takes the cake because it directly replaces single-use plastics, making it easier for folks to cut down on waste at every meal. |
 | Doogie Howser | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the bomb for being reusable and cutting down on plastic waste way more effectively. |
 | David Macaulay | Bamboo Toothbrush | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Bamboo toothbrushes are a small, daily commitment to sustainability, and they just feel better to use than plastic. |
| George Orwell | Reusable Water Bottle | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Reusable water bottles cut down on daily waste and keep you hydrated, making them a practical rebellion against the throwaway culture. |
| Richard P Feynman | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Recycled Paper Towels | Hey, if we can minimize the long-term waste sitting around in landfills, that's a pretty big win for our environment. |
| Louis Pasteur | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are the bee's knees because they can be reused over and over, reducing waste in the long run. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Well, ya know, biodegradable trash bags are like the postal service of waste management—they just keep the planet tidy a bit longer, which we really need these days, eh? |
 | Belle | Cloth Shopping Bags | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Cloth shopping bags are reusable and help reduce waste way more effectively than biodegradable trash bags, man! |