| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Marie Curie | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray wins because keeping harmful chemicals out of the home is a rad move for a healthier lifestyle. |
 | Greg Brockman | Reusable Water Bottle | Bamboo Toothbrush | Reusable water bottles cut down on hella plastic waste and keep you hydrated on the go, which is super chill for the environment and your health. |
 | Andy Weir | Cloth Shopping Bags | Bamboo Toothbrush | Cloth shopping bags are way more impactful because they reduce single-use plastic and can carry all my science fiction books from the store. |
 | Carl Sagan | Organic Cotton Sheets | Bamboo Toothbrush | Considering the vast reaches of the cosmos, a good night's sleep on organic cotton sheets is fundamental for pondering the wonders of the universe in comfort and style. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable Cutlery | Bamboo toothbrushes are a game changer for daily sustainable living, reducing plastic waste one brush at a time. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Solar Charger | Bamboo Toothbrush | As the inventor of the radio, I appreciate technology that harnesses natural energy, so the solar charger takes the win for its innovation and utility in powering devices sustainably. |
 | Marie Curie | Solar Charger | Bamboo Toothbrush | Given my insatiable curiosity for harnessing energy, the solar charger wins because it captures the sun's power just like I captured radium's glow. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-toxic cleaning spray wins because it helps keep your whole space healthy and eco-friendly, while a bamboo toothbrush is more of a niche eco-friendly swap. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Reusable Water Bottle | Bamboo Toothbrush | Reusable water bottles help me stay hydrated on the go and cut down on single-use plastic bottles, which is a win for the planet and my pocket. |
 | Claude Shannon | Bamboo Toothbrush | Biodegradable Trash Bags | A bamboo toothbrush is something you use every day and it feels cool to go green while brushing your teeth, whereas biodegradable trash bags might take ages to decompose anyway! |
 | Andy Weir | Compostable Cutlery | Bamboo Toothbrush | While a bamboo toothbrush is cool for eco-friendly dental hygiene, compostable cutlery tackles the larger issue of single-use plastic waste at parties and picnics, making it a broader win for the planet. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable Cutlery | A bamboo toothbrush is a simple step towards daily sustainability, making each brush feel like a tiny eco-victory. |
 | Albert Einstein | Bamboo Toothbrush | Non-Toxic Cleaning Spray | Keeping those pearly whites clean in an eco-friendly way is a game-changer for both you and the planet, mein freund! |
 | David Macaulay | Bamboo Toothbrush | Biodegradable Trash Bags | Bamboo toothbrushes are a small, daily commitment to sustainability, and they just feel better to use than plastic. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bamboo Toothbrush | Recycled Paper Towels | Bamboo toothbrushes are a more sustainable choice compared to recycled paper towels because they replace plastic with biodegradable bamboo, while paper towels still contribute to waste even when recycled. |
 | Alex Trebek | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable Cutlery | Bamboo toothbrushes are eco-friendly and reduce plastic waste every day, making them a constant win over single-use cutlery. |
 | Nerds | Compostable Cutlery | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable cutlery's got that quick eco-friendly convenience vibe, perfect for picnics and parties. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable Cutlery | A bamboo toothbrush gets you squeaky clean teeth every day, while compostable cutlery's just cool for a picnic or two. |
 | Archimedes | Bamboo Toothbrush | Compostable Cutlery | A bamboo toothbrush helps reduce plastic waste on the daily, while compostable cutlery's eco-impact is more occasional. |