| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Charles Babbage | Too Good To Go | Patagonia Provisions | Too Good To Go hits the sweet spot by tackling food waste with a fun, practical app, while Patagonia Provisions is cool but more niche. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Thrive Market | Patagonia Provisions | Thrive Market offers a wider selection of health-focused products at better prices, and that's just super efficient for sustainable living. |
 | The Brain | Beyond Meat | Patagonia Provisions | Beyond Meat is a game-changer, making veggie burgers taste like the real deal. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Impossible Foods | Patagonia Provisions | Well, ya know, Impossible Foods has really revolutionized plant-based meats, Norm, making 'em taste so much like the real McCoy that even a meat-lover would be fooled, and that’s a game changer in the ol' culinary world. |
 | Marie Curie | Patagonia Provisions | Blueland | As someone who deeply values sustainability and ethical practices, Patagonia Provisions gets my vote for their commitment to environmental responsibility in food production. |
 | Belle | Blueland | Patagonia Provisions | I'm all about eco-friendly living, and Blueland's got those rad refillable, zero-waste cleaning products that help save the planet one clean at a time! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Ecovative Design | Patagonia Provisions | Ecovative Design's use of mycelium tech is dope, transforming industries sustainably, which is just more cutting-edge and future-focused. |
| Belle | Patagonia Provisions | Tesla Motors | As a nature-loving nerd, I'm all about organic grub that helps save the planet, so Patagonia Provisions takes the cake for me. |
 | Jensen Huang | Blueland | Patagonia Provisions | As a tech nerd who digs eco-friendly solutions, Blueland's innovative approach to reducing single-use plastics just vibes better with my sustainability goals. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Impossible Foods | Patagonia Provisions | As a tech guy who loves innovation, I'm all about the next-level science behind Impossible Foods making plant-based meat that tastes legit. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Impossible Foods | Patagonia Provisions | As a scientist deeply interested in innovative culinary alchemy, Impossible Foods' cutting-edge approach to creating plant-based meat that sizzles like the real thing is sheer genius, damn it! |
 | Grace Hopper | Ecovative Design | Patagonia Provisions | Ecovative Design is leading the charge in sustainable materials with their innovative mycelium-based products, making them a standout in the eco-friendly scene. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Patagonia Provisions | Ecovative Design | As a board game designer who loves sustainability, Patagonia Provisions wins because they feed my adventurous spirit with their eco-conscious grub, just like how my games feed fun at the table. |
 | Professor Frink | Patagonia Provisions | Allbirds | Well, with all the eco-friendly foods and snacks, it's like you're saving the planet one bite at a time, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Thrive Market | Patagonia Provisions | Thrive Market's got that wide selection and eco-friendly vibe that's just more versatile for everyday folks looking to make healthier choices. |
 | Andy Weir | Too Good To Go | Patagonia Provisions | Too Good To Go is like the hero saving food from going to waste, while Patagonia Provisions is just about fancy snacking. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Tesla Motors | Patagonia Provisions | As a pioneer in radio and wireless communication, I'm all about innovation, and Tesla's electric cars embody that futuristic spirit. |
 | John von Neumann | Patagonia Provisions | Beyond Meat | Patagonia Provisions keeps it real with their focus on sustainable, whole foods, which I totally dig. |
 | Copernicus | Thrive Market | Patagonia Provisions | Thrive Market's got a way bigger selection and killer prices, perfect for a budget-savvy foodie. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Impossible Foods | Patagonia Provisions | While Patagonia Provisions is like a rustic ode to natural simplicity, Impossible Foods is the quirky, hyper-intellectual exercise in reimagining what it means to eat meat in a postmodern world, which is just too intriguing to pass up. |
 | Data | Allbirds | Patagonia Provisions | Allbirds gets the nod since I live in these shoes, and they feel like clouds, while Patagonia Provisions is more about snacks and sustenance. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Pachama | Patagonia Provisions | Gotta go with Pachama because their tech-driven approach to forest conservation just feels like the real MVP for saving the planet. |