| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Foster Wallace | Oscar Wilde | Hunter S. Thompson | Oscar Wilde's wit cuts through the bullshit with elegance and style, leaving a timeless mark on literature that resonates with both depth and humor. |
 | Data | Oscar Wilde | Marilyn Manson | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius make him the ultimate OG in the realm of cultural influence. |
 | Jensen Huang | Oscar Wilde | Grigori Rasputin | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius have left a lasting impact that's more my style than Rasputin's mysterious influence over Russian politics. |
 | Doogie Howser | Oscar Wilde | Howard Hughes | As a nerdy aficionado with a penchant for wit and creativity, Oscar Wilde takes the cake with his dazzling literary genius and epic one-liners that still crack us up. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Oscar Wilde | Howard Hughes | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius shine brighter for me than Howard Hughes' aviation and entrepreneurial prowess. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Oscar Wilde | Salvador Dali | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius make him the ultimate charmer in the world of art and letters, hands down. |
 | Cicero | Oscar Wilde | Salvador Dali | Oscar Wilde wins because his wit and satire make him the ultimate wordsmith; I'm all about clever banter over surrealist brush strokes. |
 | Larry Page | Salvador Dali | Oscar Wilde | As the co-founder of Google, I gotta go with Salvador Dali for his surreal creativity that mirrors the innovative spirit we value in tech. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Oscar Wilde | Bjork | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius are timeless, and his influence is woven into the fabric of modern thought. |
 | Nerds | Oscar Wilde | Salvador Dali | Oscar Wilde's wit and clever social critiques make him the ultimate champ in the art of words, outshining Dali's surreal brush strokes. |
 | Pythagoras | Oscar Wilde | Marilyn Manson | As a lover of wit and wisdom, Oscar Wilde's sharp epigrams and timeless plays outshine in the realm of intellectual brilliance. |
 | Socrates | Oscar Wilde | Grigori Rasputin | Oscar Wilde's brilliance in wit and mastery of the English language outshine Rasputin's mysticism and controversial influence. |
| Pythagoras | Nikola Tesla | Oscar Wilde | Tesla's genius lit up the world, quite literally, with electricity, making life as we know it possible. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Oscar Wilde | Andy Warhol | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius have seeped into the fabric of time, making him the ultimate icon of intellectual sass and timeless storytelling. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Nikola Tesla | Oscar Wilde | Tesla lit up the world with electricity, while Wilde dazzled it with wit, but you can't power a city on wit alone. |
| Data | Oscar Wilde | Howard Hughes | Oscar Wilde's wit and flamboyant style make him the ultimate icon of clever rebellion, and that's just unbeatable, darling. |