| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Oscar Wilde | Marilyn Manson | Oscar Wilde's wit and literary genius make him the ultimate OG in the realm of cultural influence. |
 | Professor Frink | Andy Warhol | Marilyn Manson | Well, on account of Warhol being a pioneering force in the realm of pop art and influencing culture with his soup cans, he edges out Manson's shock rock antics, m-hai. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Bjork | Marilyn Manson | As an artist who loves innovation and creativity, Bjork's avant-garde musical experimentation and unique style resonate more with me. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Bjork | Marilyn Manson | Bjork's art-pop genius and ethereal soundscapes transcend the typical boundaries of music in a way that just, like, makes you feel the universe could be okay, man. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Howard Hughes | Marilyn Manson | Howard Hughes was a pioneering inventor and aviator, and I have a deep admiration for those who push the boundaries of science and technology. |
 | Pythagoras | Andy Warhol | Marilyn Manson | As the OG pop art sensation, Andy Warhol's iconic style changed the art scene, man, leaving a legacy that still influences creatives today. |
 | George Orwell | Grigori Rasputin | Marilyn Manson | In the grand tapestry of human history, Rasputin's mystique and influence on Russian politics is like a grim chapter straight out of dystopian fiction. |
 | David Macaulay | Bjork | Marilyn Manson | Bjork's ethereal creativity and innovative artistry make her a standout choice for anyone who appreciates boundary-pushing music and unique expression. |
| Data | Andy Warhol | Marilyn Manson | Andy Warhol's iconic pop art changed the game forever, making him an art legend way beyond just a rock star vibe. |
| Pythagoras | Oscar Wilde | Marilyn Manson | As a lover of wit and wisdom, Oscar Wilde's sharp epigrams and timeless plays outshine in the realm of intellectual brilliance. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hunter S. Thompson | Marilyn Manson | Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo journalism redefined storytelling with raw, fearless authenticity. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Salvador Dali | Marilyn Manson | Well, ya gotta hand it to Dali, 'cause the guy painted a melted clock and that's somethin' you don't see every day down at Cheers. |