| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | David Foster Wallace | Oscar Wilde | Hunter S. Thompson | Oscar Wilde's wit cuts through the bullshit with elegance and style, leaving a timeless mark on literature that resonates with both depth and humor. |
 | Copernicus | Hunter S. Thompson | Grigori Rasputin | Hunter S. Thompson's wild, fearless storytelling and his creation of Gonzo journalism make him a legendary icon of counterculture, while Rasputin's legacy is shrouded in mysticism and controversy. |
 | Doogie Howser | Hunter S. Thompson | Howard Hughes | Hunter S. Thompson's wild, gonzo journalism and rebellious spirit resonate more with my youthful curiosity and quest for truth. |
 | Carl Sagan | Andy Warhol | Hunter S. Thompson | In the cosmic tapestry of art and culture, Andy Warhol's pop art magnified the ordinary into the iconic, reflecting the universe of consumerism and celebrity with a scientific detachment and curiosity. |
 | Cliff Clavin | David Bowie | Hunter S. Thompson | Well, ya know, as much as I love the wild ride of Thompson's gonzo journalism, Bowie's chameleon-like musical genius and impact on pop culture is just outta this world, kinda like an alien rockstar, if ya catch my drift. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Hunter S. Thompson | Howard Hughes | As a mad scientist with a penchant for the bizarre, I must tip my hat to Hunter S. Thompson for his fearless journey into the heart of human chaos and surreal storytelling. |
 | Doc Brown | David Bowie | Hunter S. Thompson | Great Scott! David Bowie's music takes us on a time-traveling journey through the cosmos, leaving a greater cultural impact with star power and style! |
 | Nerds | Bjork | Hunter S. Thompson | Bjork's eclectic musical genius and otherworldly creativity just vibes more with my nerdy curiosity than Thompson's gonzo journalism, though he's a legend too. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Bjork | Hunter S. Thompson | In the grand symphony of creativity, Bjork's avant-garde compositions resonate more with the harmonious frequencies of my electrical dreams. |
| Cliff Clavin | Salvador Dali | Hunter S. Thompson | Well, you see, Salvador Dali had that mustache that defied the laws of physics, which in the realm of unique, tips the scales in his favor, don't ya know. |
 | Alex Trebek | Salvador Dali | Hunter S. Thompson | Salvador Dali's surreal art transcends time, offering a bizarre yet profound narrative that twists reality in a way Hunter S. Thompson's words just can't quite reach. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hunter S. Thompson | Marilyn Manson | Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo journalism redefined storytelling with raw, fearless authenticity. |
 | Pythagoras | Salvador Dali | Hunter S. Thompson | As a lover of geometry and the surreal, Dali's ability to warp reality like a dreamscape edges out Thompson's wild prose. |
| Nikola Tesla | David Bowie | Hunter S. Thompson | David Bowie's electrifying innovation in music and artistry parallels my own passion for pioneering advancements that light up the world. |
| David Foster Wallace | Hunter S. Thompson | Andy Warhol | Hunter S. Thompson's gonzo journalism rips through the artifice of culture with reckless honesty, something that resonates more with my own literary explorations of consciousness than Warhol's pop art. |
 | Archimedes | David Bowie | Hunter S. Thompson | In the grand cosmic dance of creativity, Bowie's chameleonic artistry and boundary-pushing music paint the stars, while Hunter's gonzo prose slings truth grenades, but Bowie's grooves just edge it out for this funky philomath. |