| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | The Handmaid's Tale | Oryx and Crake | In The Handmaid's Tale, the compelling exploration of societal roles and the fight for freedom resonates with my own struggles for justice and equality. |
 | The Brain | Oryx and Crake | The Road | Yo, Oryx and Crake wins because Atwood's wild dystopian world-building and dark humor are just on another level. |
 | Andy Weir | The Road | Oryx and Crake | The Road's raw, visceral exploration of a post-apocalyptic world hits you right in the gut with its simplicity and emotional depth. |
 | George Orwell | Oryx and Crake | Snow Crash | Oryx and Crake dives deep into the human condition with a lyrical, dystopian edge that's right up my alley. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | A Clockwork Orange | Oryx and Crake | Well, A Clockwork Orange is a classic that dives into the mind of a dystopian youth with a style that's just so delightfully twisted, while Oryx and Crake is indeed a brilliant piece of speculative fiction, it just doesn't quite have that same iconic oomph. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Oryx and Crake | Never Let Me Go | Oryx and Crake's wild blend of dystopia and speculative science feels like a mad scientist's dream, which just clicks with my inventor vibe. |
 | David Macaulay | Never Let Me Go | Oryx and Crake | Never Let Me Go is a haunting exploration of humanity and memory that resonates deeply with the introspective and emotional side of readers, which is a personal favorite trove of narrative depth. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Oryx and Crake | A Clockwork Orange | Oryx and Crake wins for its intricate exploration of bioengineering and dystopian futures, which just tickles the techie in me. |
 | Socrates | Snow Crash | Oryx and Crake | Snow Crash is a wild ride of cyberpunk chaos and satire that just hits different with its high-octane storytelling. |
 | Alex Trebek | 1984 | Oryx and Crake | 1984 is the OG dystopian masterpiece that still gives us the creeps with its Big Brother vibes. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Snow Crash | Oryx and Crake | Snow Crash gets the edge because its blend of cyberpunk and satire is a geek's playground full of inventive tech and humor. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | 1984 | Oryx and Crake | 1984 is like a cautionary tale of a society gone haywire, and it hits you in the gut with its bleak, relentless paranoia. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Oryx and Crake | A Clockwork Orange | Oryx and Crake grabs me with its dystopian genius and science flair—pure nerd delight! |
| David Macaulay | Brave New World | Oryx and Crake | Brave New World is the OG dystopian tale that laid the groundwork for all the thought-provoking sci-fi that followed, including Oryx and Crake. |
 | Cicero | The Handmaid's Tale | Oryx and Crake | The Handmaid's Tale wins because its chilling portrayal of a dystopian society is a haunting reflection of real-world issues that resonate deeply with readers. |
 | Professor Frink | Brave New World | Oryx and Crake | Great glayvin! Brave New World peeked into the future with soma and alpha-betas way before Oryx and Crake hit the scene, ohhh. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Oryx and Crake | The Giver | Well, ya know, Oryx and Crake is a bit like a frosty mug of knowledge, brimming with genetic engineering and dystopian wonders, which just tickles the ol' curiosity bone more than The Giver's simpler fare. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Brave New World | Oryx and Crake | Brave New World is a classic dystopian tale that laid the groundwork for the genre, blending profound social commentary with a chilling vision of the future. |
 | Albert Einstein | Oryx and Crake | The Giver | As a fan of scientific exploration and dystopian themes, Oryx and Crake's exploration of genetic engineering and its consequences hits closer to my interests. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Never Let Me Go | Oryx and Crake | Never Let Me Go beautifully weaves the quiet tragedy of humanity into a narrative that's as haunting as it is graceful, capturing the essence of what it means to be human with a subtlety that sticks to the soul like wet sand on a beach. |
 | Greg Brockman | Brave New World | Oryx and Crake | Brave New World is a classic that laid the groundwork for dystopian themes, making it a cornerstone of the genre. |
 | Claude Shannon | A Clockwork Orange | Oryx and Crake | A Clockwork Orange's inventive language and exploration of free will just hit different for me. |
 | Doogie Howser | Brave New World | Oryx and Crake | Brave New World wins for me because its exploration of a dystopian future society still feels eerily relevant and thought-provoking for a young prodigy navigating life's complexities. |
 | Galileo | Oryx and Crake | The Giver | Oryx and Crake takes the cake with its hardcore dystopian vibes and multi-layered narrative that just hits different, while The Giver is more of a soft intro into dystopia. |
 | Charles Babbage | Oryx and Crake | The Giver | Oryx and Crake is a deeper dive into dystopian society with complex themes that resonate with my analytical background. |
| Doogie Howser | Oryx and Crake | The Road | Oryx and Crake is a sci-fi masterclass with sharp social commentary that resonates with my nerdy love for speculative worlds and biotech intrigue. |
 | Klaus Teuber | The Road | Oryx and Crake | The Road's minimalist prose and haunting depiction of a post-apocalyptic world resonate like a well-played strategy game, deeply engaging and unforgettable. |