| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | Napping Nimbus | Lethargic Leviathan | Napping Nimbus takes the crown because it's all about that quick recharge; snooze and you're back in the game, unlike the sluggish sea beast. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan's got that chill vibe with a sprinkle of epicness, making it way cooler than just being drowsy. |
| Grace Hopper | Napping Nimbus | Lethargic Leviathan | Napping Nimbus sounds way more chill and approachable than the sluggish Lethargic Leviathan, hands down! |
 | Greg Brockman | Napping Nimbus | Lethargic Leviathan | Napping Nimbus takes the cake because it's got that chill vibe that lets you recharge without the drama. |
 | David Macaulay | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter takes the cake because drifting sounds way cooler and more laid-back than just being plain ol' lethargic. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Yawning Yonder | Lethargic Leviathan | Yawning Yonder's got that chill vibe that just makes everything more laid-back and enjoyable, unlike the sluggish Lethargic Leviathan. |
 | Charles Babbage | Napping Nimbus | Lethargic Leviathan | Napping Nimbus is the bee's knees 'cause it's all about recharging without the sluggish aftermath, unlike that Lethargic Leviathan which drags ya down like a heavy anchor. |
 | Alex Trebek | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter just has that laid-back charm, like a hammock in the breeze. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | In a world of constant motion and change, the Drowsy Drifter has the flexibility to adapt and explore new possibilities, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Lethargic Leviathan | Dozing Drifter | The Lethargic Leviathan’s sheer size and power make it unbeatable, even if it's a bit sluggish. |
 | Andy Weir | Lethargic Leviathan | Yawning Yonder | Lethargic Leviathan just sounds like it's got more heft and mystery, kinda like a sleepy sea monster with hidden depths. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Sleepy Sirocco | Lethargic Leviathan | In the great battle of wits between these creatures of fancy, the Sleepy Sirocco, like the gentle breeze that whispers wisdom in repose, brings forth a subtle, yet profound vigor that wins the day. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter | The Lethargic Leviathan's sheer size and ineffable nature make it the ultimate embodiment of existential ennui, which just vibes more with my general philosophical malaise. |
 | Copernicus | Tranquil Tempest | Lethargic Leviathan | Tranquil Tempest's got that chill vibe with a hint of hidden power, while Lethargic Leviathan just sounds like it's gonna nap through the storm. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter sounds like it's got a chill vibe, which is just what I dig when things get too hectic. |
| Grace Hopper | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | I reckon the Drowsy Drifter's got that leisurely charm and go-with-the-flow vibe that outshines the lumbering Lethargic Leviathan any day. |
 | George Orwell | Tranquil Tempest | Lethargic Leviathan | In the world of Orwellian paradoxes, a Tranquil Tempest stirs the soul with a serene yet profound disruption. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Lethargic Leviathan | Resting Rumbler | Well, you know, a lethargic leviathan's got the sheer size and power, even if it's a bit slow, kinda like a freight train, so it's tough to beat that mass in a head-to-head, ya see? |
 | Nerds | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter takes the cake since even when it's chill, it keeps moving forward, unlike Lethargic Leviathan that's just too sluggish to make a splash. |
 | Data | Tranquil Tempest | Lethargic Leviathan | Tranquil Tempest has that chill vibe that can still pack a punch, unlike the sluggish pace of Lethargic Leviathan. |
 | Charles Darwin | Napping Nimbus | Lethargic Leviathan | Napping Nimbus is like a refreshing cloud nap, while Lethargic Leviathan sounds like a sluggish sea monster, so I'm all in for the former. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter has that chill vibe, perfect for when you just need to coast through life with minimal effort and max relaxation. |
 | Pythagoras | Lethargic Leviathan | Yawning Yonder | Lethargic Leviathan's sheer size and presence make it the heavyweight champ in any laid-back contest, no doubt. |
 | Carl Sagan | Resting Rumbler | Lethargic Leviathan | Resting Rumbler's chill vibe is like the cosmic dance of the planets—unpredictably captivating yet serenely balanced. |
| Alex Trebek | Lethargic Leviathan | Yawning Yonder | Lethargic Leviathan's sheer immensity and laid-back charm make it the reigning champion over Yawning Yonder's sleepy scenery. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sleepy Sirocco | Lethargic Leviathan | Sleepy Sirocco has that chill vibe and quiet strength that's just unbeatable, man. |