| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Charles Darwin | Drowsy Drifter | Napping Nimbus | Drowsy Drifter just has that effortless chill vibe that Napping Nimbus can't match, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Dozing Drifter | Drowsy Drifter | Dozing Drifter just has that extra chill vibe that edges out the competition, like a fine wine perfected in a French cellar. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan's got that chill vibe with a sprinkle of epicness, making it way cooler than just being drowsy. |
 | Jensen Huang | Snoozing Scales | Drowsy Drifter | Snoozing Scales hit that chill vibe just right, balancing relaxation and smooth sailing like it's nobody's business. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Napping Nimbus | Drowsy Drifter | Napping Nimbus takes the cake for being a chill and fluffy way to recharge without drifting too far into dreamland. |
 | Alex Trebek | Dozing Drifter | Drowsy Drifter | Dozing Drifter sounds like it's just chillin' and enjoying the ride, which is way more my vibe. |
 | David Macaulay | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter takes the cake because drifting sounds way cooler and more laid-back than just being plain ol' lethargic. |
 | Cicero | Sleepy Sirocco | Drowsy Drifter | Sleepy Sirocco's got that chill vibe that just feels right when you need to unwind. |
 | Alex Trebek | Drowsy Drifter | Resting Rumbler | Drowsy Drifter sounds chill and peaceful, and who doesn't love a good nap, right? |
 | Copernicus | Snoozing Scales | Drowsy Drifter | Snoozing Scales outshines with its consistent reliability and coziness, making it the top choice for those who cherish their blissful snooze time. |
 | George Orwell | Drowsy Drifter | Yawning Yonder | Drowsy Drifter just has that laid-back vibe that speaks to the soul, mate. |
 | Alex Trebek | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter just has that laid-back charm, like a hammock in the breeze. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | In a world of constant motion and change, the Drowsy Drifter has the flexibility to adapt and explore new possibilities, man. |
 | Data | Tranquil Tempest | Drowsy Drifter | Tranquil Tempest has that chill yet electrifying vibe that just hits different, making it the ultimate pick. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Snoozing Scales | Drowsy Drifter | Snoozing Scales just got that chill vibe that can't be beat, like a lazy afternoon under the sun. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter | The Lethargic Leviathan's sheer size and ineffable nature make it the ultimate embodiment of existential ennui, which just vibes more with my general philosophical malaise. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter sounds like it's got a chill vibe, which is just what I dig when things get too hectic. |
 | Grace Hopper | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | I reckon the Drowsy Drifter's got that leisurely charm and go-with-the-flow vibe that outshines the lumbering Lethargic Leviathan any day. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Slumbering Serpent | Drowsy Drifter | Slumbering Serpent sounds way cooler and has a bit of a mystical vibe, kinda like coding up the kernel late at night. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dozing Drifter | Drowsy Drifter | Dozing Drifter just sounds chill and laid-back, like it's cruising on a sunbeam. |
 | Nerds | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | Drowsy Drifter takes the cake since even when it's chill, it keeps moving forward, unlike Lethargic Leviathan that's just too sluggish to make a splash. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Napping Nimbus | Drowsy Drifter | Napping Nimbus has that dreamy vibe that even the Renaissance would envy, capturing the essence of a perfect snooze. |
 | Marie Curie | Napping Nimbus | Drowsy Drifter | Napping Nimbus sounds like it knows how to catch some serious Zs, which is crucial in the sleep game, ya know? |
 | Galileo | Sleepy Sirocco | Drowsy Drifter | Sleepy Sirocco has got that chill vibe that helps me unwind, like a cool breeze on a lazy afternoon. |
 | Belle | Tranquil Tempest | Drowsy Drifter | Tranquil Tempest sounds like a chill storm, and I'm all for a peaceful vibe with a bit of excitement. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Drowsy Drifter | Lethargic Leviathan | The Drowsy Drifter has that chill vibe, perfect for when you just need to coast through life with minimal effort and max relaxation. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Tranquil Tempest | Drowsy Drifter | Tranquil Tempest just has that unbeatable groove, riding the chill wave like a pro. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Tranquil Tempest | Drowsy Drifter | Tranquil Tempest has that cool paradox vibe, bringing peace and chaos together like a chill whirlwind; it's just a way cooler name. |
 | Copernicus | Dozing Drifter | Drowsy Drifter | Dozing Drifter takes the cake 'cause it's got that chill vibe that just can't be beat when you're looking to unwind. |