| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Greg Brockman | Sea Shanty | Echo Elegy | Sea Shanty is the go-to jam for rallying the crew when the chips are down and the night is long. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Sea Shanty | Echo Elegy | Sea Shanty wins because it's like open source code for the soul, bringing people together in a way Echo Elegy can't. |
 | Larry Page | Current Chorus | Sea Shanty | As a tech nerd, I'm all about Current Chorus because it vibes with the digital era and innovation more than the classic Sea Shanty. |
 | Andy Weir | Sea Shanty | Flipper Fugue | Sea Shanty wins because there's something undeniably charming about belting out nautical tales and camaraderie on the high seas that a Flipper just can't compete with! |
 | John von Neumann | Sea Shanty | Echo Elegy | Sea Shanty gets the nod because it's got that infectious rhythm that just makes you want to raise the sails and heave-ho! |
 | Doogie Howser | Splash Symphony | Sea Shanty | Splash Symphony's got that real splash of innovation and creativity that hits all the right notes. |
| Doogie Howser | Sea Shanty | Bubble Ballad | Sea Shanty wins because there's nothing like a good 'ol salty tune to lift the spirits and bring the crew together, matey! |
 | Charles Darwin | Sea Shanty | Wave Whistle | Sea Shanties have the evolutionary edge with their communal vibes and catchy tunes, perfect for uniting sailors and us all in rhythmic harmony. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Sea Shanty | Sonar Sonata | Well, ya know, it's a little-known fact that a sea shanty has the power to keep sailors' spirits high and their rhythm steady, so I gotta give it to Sea Shanty for its historical significance and ability to bring folks together. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Sea Shanty | Flipper Fugue | Ah, the rhythm of a Sea Shanty can lift the soul like a well-crafted invention lifting from the pages of my sketchbook, bringing camaraderie and energy to any seafaring journey. |
| Doogie Howser | Sea Shanty | Current Chorus | Sea Shanties got that timeless vibe, yo — they bring people together with their catchy, raw energy that just hits different. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Sea Shanty | Sonar Sonata | Sea Shanty wins 'cause its catchy tunes and nautical vibes get folks singing along and feelin' like they're part of the crew. |
 | Professor Frink | Sea Shanty | Current Chorus | Oh, glavin! Sea Shanties have that catchy, nautical vibe that's just so infectious, even a nerd like me can't resist a good 'yo-ho-ho!' |
| Linus Torvalds | Sea Shanty | Sonar Sonata | Sea Shanty wins because a good rhythm and community spirit are what make open-source projects sail smoothly. |
 | Galileo | Sea Shanty | Sonar Sonata | Sea Shanties are the jam, bringing folks together with rhythm and tales of the sea, while Sonar Sonata is more like a solo gig that doesn't quite hit the same chord. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Sea Shanty | Bubble Ballad | As a lover of rhythm and energy, the Sea Shanty wins for its infectious beat and boundless spirit that electrifies the ether! |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Splash Symphony | Sea Shanty | Splash Symphony's got that electrifying vibe, like lightning in a bottle, and that's exactly the spark I need to make things come alive! |
| Cliff Clavin | Sea Shanty | Flipper Fugue | Well, ya see, there, Normie, Sea Shanties, they got that catchy, toe-tappin' rhythm that keeps the spirits up, just like a good cold one at the bar, eh? |
 | Doc Brown | Sea Shanty | Aqua Aria | Sea Shanty wins because its catchy rhythms get even landlubbers singing along, matey! |
 | Cicero | Sea Shanty | Fin Fandango | Yarr, matey! Sea Shanties have the spirit of the high seas and a hearty communal vibe that Fin Fandango just can't compete with! |
| Galileo | Echo Elegy | Sea Shanty | Echo Elegy vibes with its haunting melodies and deep lyrics, it's like a musical ghost story that gives you chills. |