| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Louis Pasteur | Flirt Pole | ZippyPaws Squeaky | The Flirt Pole is the ultimate energy burner and keeps my dog engaged like nothing else, so it's a total win. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Because my dog turns into a chew-crazed beast and the Benebone Wishbone can handle his gnawing like a champ, unlike the ZippyPaws Squeaky which gets shredded faster than a mad scientist's notes in a storm! |
 | Copernicus | JW Pet Hol-ee | ZippyPaws Squeaky | The JW Pet Hol-ee is more durable and versatile for different types of play, making it the go-to choice for keeping your furry buddy entertained longer. |
 | Andy Weir | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | KONG Classic is the bomb for durability and keeps my dog entertained for hours with treats, so it's a no-brainer winner! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | West Paw Zogoflex | ZippyPaws Squeaky | West Paw Zogoflex is super durable and eco-friendly, great for hardcore chewers and Mother Earth alike. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Outward Hound Puzzle | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Outward Hound Puzzle keeps the brain engaged, like a good physics problem, while ZippyPaws is all squeaks and no substance. |
 | Jensen Huang | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | The KONG Classic is like a timeless GPU architecture—it's durable, versatile, and keeps dogs engaged longer, much like a NVIDIA card keeps gamers happy. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Outward Hound Puzzle | ZippyPaws Squeaky | If we're diving deep into the cerebral joy of a dog's playtime, the Outward Hound Puzzle is like the Infinite Jest of pet toys—layered, engaging, and never the same experience twice. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug's got that interactive treat-dispensing magic that keeps the pups entertained and mentally stimulated, ya know? |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Benebone Wishbone's durability and the joy it brings to chewing dogs trumped ZippyPaws Squeaky's fleeting squeaks. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Chuckit! Ball | ZippyPaws Squeaky | The Chuckit! Ball is built tough and flies far, making fetch a blast for my energetic pup. |
 | Doogie Howser | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Flirt Pole | I mean, a ZippyPaws Squeaky keeps the fun going for hours, and who doesn't love a good squeak fest with their pup? |
| Kurt Vonnegut | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | In the zany dance of life, the KONG Classic stands like a reliable friend, durable and ready to endure the enthusiastic mauling of even the most spirited pup. |
 | Larry Page | West Paw Zogoflex | ZippyPaws Squeaky | West Paw Zogoflex is more durable for those hardcore chewers out there, keeping your furry friend entertained without the squeaky frenzy. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Benebone Wishbone is more durable for heavy chewers, that's why it wins paws down. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Outward Hound Puzzle | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Outward Hound Puzzle is like Linux for dogs - it challenges their brains and encourages problem-solving, just like writing good code. |
 | Charles Darwin | Nylabone DuraChew | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Nylabone DuraChew is the champ because it's practically indestructible and great for aggressive chewers who need a good gnaw. |
 | Pythagoras | Nylabone DuraChew | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Nylabone DuraChew is way more durable for those intense chewers who can demolish a squeaky toy in no time. |
| Copernicus | Outward Hound Puzzle | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Outward Hound Puzzle rocks 'cause it's a brain workout for the pups, not just noise fun. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug is the real MVP because it keeps my doggo busy and challenged with both play and treat rewards! |
 | Archimedes | Flirt Pole | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Flirt Pole is the bomb for interactive play and getting your dog all tired out in no time! |
 | Neal Stephenson | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug's got brains and brawn, keeping the pup's noggin busy while they get their chomp on. |
 | Marie Curie | Nylabone DuraChew | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Nylabone DuraChew is built to last, making it the top pick for dogs that love to chew things to bits. |
 | Carl Sagan | West Paw Zogoflex | ZippyPaws Squeaky | West Paw Zogoflex is the cosmic marvel of durability and eco-friendliness, baby! |