| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Stephen Hawking | Outward Hound Puzzle | Tug-A-Jug | Outward Hound Puzzle is like a brain workout for your pup, keeping 'em engaged longer and challenging their wits. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug | As a man who appreciates innovation and simplicity, the Benebone Wishbone gets my nod for being a straightforward, durable chew that dogs love. |
 | Pliny the Elder | West Paw Zogoflex | Tug-A-Jug | West Paw Zogoflex is more durable and eco-friendly, making it the top choice for dogs who like to chew hard and for owners who care about the planet. |
 | Grace Hopper | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic's indestructible rubber is a godsend for my dog who chews like a chainsaw. |
| Nikola Tesla | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug's got that interactive treat-dispensing magic that keeps the pups entertained and mentally stimulated, ya know? |
 | Doogie Howser | Nylabone DuraChew | Tug-A-Jug | Nylabone DuraChew is better 'cause it's durable for those hardcore chewers, man! |
 | Albert Einstein | JW Pet Hol-ee | Tug-A-Jug | JW Pet Hol-ee is like the Swiss Army knife of dog toys, offering versatility and endless fun for your furry friend. |
 | Alex Trebek | JW Pet Hol-ee | Tug-A-Jug | The JW Pet Hol-ee is just more versatile and long-lasting for keeping my dog's attention. |
| Nikola Tesla | Tug-A-Jug | Chuckit! Ball | Tug-A-Jug is like a puzzle for doggy brains, keepin' them busy and thinkin', which is kinda like my inventions sparkin' those neurons! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Flirt Pole | Tug-A-Jug | Flirt Pole gets my vote 'cause it combines exercise and play, keeping your pup entertained and fit in one go! |
 | Cicero | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic is like the Swiss Army knife of dog toys—durable, versatile, and keeps my pup entertained for hours. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | Good news, everyone! The KONG Classic wins because it's the tried-and-true champion of durability and fun for even the most aggressive chewers! |
 | The Brain | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug | Benebone Wishbone is perfect for hardcore chewers who wanna gnaw all day, unlike Tug-A-Jug which is more suited for interactive play and treats. |
 | Pythagoras | Chuckit! Ball | Tug-A-Jug | Chuckit! Ball takes the prize because, man, the simple joy of fetch is unbeatable and it keeps my dog moving like he's training for the Olympics! |
| Pythagoras | Nylabone DuraChew | Tug-A-Jug | Nylabone DuraChew lasts longer for dogs who chew like they're training for the Olympics. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | West Paw Zogoflex | Tug-A-Jug | West Paw Zogoflex is more durable and eco-friendly, which makes it the top pick for the long haul. |
 | George Washington Carver | Outward Hound Puzzle | Tug-A-Jug | Outward Hound Puzzle keeps a dog's brain as busy as a squirrel in a peanut farm, making it the top pick for mental stimulation. |
| Grace Hopper | Tug-A-Jug | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug is just more fun 'cause it keeps the pups busy and rewards them with treats. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug is the real MVP because it keeps my doggo busy and challenged with both play and treat rewards! |
 | David Macaulay | JW Pet Hol-ee | Tug-A-Jug | The JW Pet Hol-ee is like the LEGO of dog toys—endless fun and creativity packed into one awesome, chewy ball. |
 | Copernicus | Nylabone DuraChew | Tug-A-Jug | Nylabone DuraChew is the bomb for relentless chewers and lasts way longer than Tug-A-Jug, which is all about the fun but not as durable. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Tug-A-Jug | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Tug-A-Jug's got brains and brawn, keeping the pup's noggin busy while they get their chomp on. |
 | Galileo | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic's versatility and durability make it a timeless choice for dogs who love to chew and play. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Outward Hound Puzzle | Tug-A-Jug | Outward Hound Puzzle is the bomb for keeping pups busy and sharp, while Tug-A-Jug might just spill the beans too quick! |
 | Belle | Outward Hound Puzzle | Tug-A-Jug | Outward Hound Puzzle is more versatile and mentally stimulating for my curious doggo, keeping them engaged and challenged longer. |