| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | KONG Classic is the bomb for durability and keeps my dog entertained for hours with treats, so it's a no-brainer winner! |
 | Cliff Clavin | KONG Classic | Chuckit! Ball | Well, ya know, the KONG Classic's got that durability like a fortress and you can stuff it with treats, so it's like a twofer for the pooch. |
 | Doc Brown | KONG Classic | Flirt Pole | The KONG Classic is like the DeLorean of dog toys, keeping your furry friend's brain and body busy while being tough enough to withstand those canine chompers! |
 | Grace Hopper | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic's indestructible rubber is a godsend for my dog who chews like a chainsaw. |
 | Jensen Huang | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | The KONG Classic is like a timeless GPU architecture—it's durable, versatile, and keeps dogs engaged longer, much like a NVIDIA card keeps gamers happy. |
 | George Washington Carver | KONG Classic | JW Pet Hol-ee | KONG Classic is built tougher than a peanut shell, so it's gonna last longer in the jaws of a determined dog. |
 | George Orwell | KONG Classic | West Paw Zogoflex | The KONG Classic is a timeless favorite with its durable, chew-resistant rubber that's got pooches and their humans coming back for more fun and games. |
 | David Macaulay | KONG Classic | Chuckit! Ball | The KONG Classic is the MVP because it keeps dogs entertained with treats inside while being damn near indestructible. |
 | Cicero | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic is like the Swiss Army knife of dog toys—durable, versatile, and keeps my pup entertained for hours. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | KONG Classic | ZippyPaws Squeaky | In the zany dance of life, the KONG Classic stands like a reliable friend, durable and ready to endure the enthusiastic mauling of even the most spirited pup. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | Good news, everyone! The KONG Classic wins because it's the tried-and-true champion of durability and fun for even the most aggressive chewers! |
 | Archimedes | KONG Classic | Flirt Pole | The KONG Classic is awesome for keeping pups entertained and mentally stimulated, whereas the Flirt Pole requires more active participation from the owner. |
 | Pythagoras | KONG Classic | JW Pet Hol-ee | KONG Classic is like that ultimate chew toy with the perfect bounce and it's durable enough to keep your pup busy, plus you can stuff it with treats - it's legit the MVP of dog toys! |
 | Stephen Hawking | KONG Classic | Nylabone DuraChew | The KONG Classic is the Einstein of dog toys, combining durability with mental stimulation by letting you stuff treats inside. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | KONG Classic | Benebone Wishbone | The KONG Classic is like the Swiss Army knife of dog toys, keeping pups engaged and their brains busy with endless treat-stuffing fun. |
 | Marie Curie | KONG Classic | Chuckit! Ball | The KONG Classic is more versatile for a dog's playtime and chewing needs, making it the MVP of dog toys! |
 | Albert Einstein | KONG Classic | Flirt Pole | The KONG Classic is a timeless toy that keeps dogs mentally stimulated and entertained for hours with tasty treats tucked inside. |
| Pythagoras | KONG Classic | Flirt Pole | KONG Classic is the MVP for keeping dogs entertained and mentally stimulated for hours with treats. |
 | Pliny the Elder | KONG Classic | Benebone Wishbone | KONG Classic is like the Swiss army knife of dog toys – you can stuff it with treats, and it's super durable, making it the real MVP for keeping pups entertained and happy. |
| Cliff Clavin | KONG Classic | Outward Hound Puzzle | Well, ya know, the KONG Classic's durability is like a postal worker's raincoat—built to last, no matter the drool or chew factor. |
| Jensen Huang | KONG Classic | Chuckit! Ball | KONG Classic is the boss of chew toys, keeping dogs entertained and their teeth healthy with its versatile and durable design. |
 | Galileo | KONG Classic | Tug-A-Jug | KONG Classic's versatility and durability make it a timeless choice for dogs who love to chew and play. |