| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Because my dog turns into a chew-crazed beast and the Benebone Wishbone can handle his gnawing like a champ, unlike the ZippyPaws Squeaky which gets shredded faster than a mad scientist's notes in a storm! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug | As a man who appreciates innovation and simplicity, the Benebone Wishbone gets my nod for being a straightforward, durable chew that dogs love. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Flirt Pole | Benebone Wishbone | Flirt Pole's a riot for engaging your pup's wild side, whereas Benebone's more a solo chewy gig. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Benebone Wishbone | Nylabone DuraChew | Benebone Wishbone's unique design and flavor options seem to make my furry buddy wag his tail like crazy, so it's a no-brainer for me! |
 | Alex Trebek | Benebone Wishbone | Flirt Pole | A Benebone Wishbone keeps my dog busy and chewin' for hours, so it's a total winner in my book! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Benebone Wishbone | Nylabone DuraChew | Benebone Wishbone's ergonomic design gives dogs the perfect grip for a more enjoyable chew session, just like a Vonnegut novel grips readers with its quirky charm. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Benebone Wishbone's durability and the joy it brings to chewing dogs trumped ZippyPaws Squeaky's fleeting squeaks. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | West Paw Zogoflex | Benebone Wishbone | Gotta go with West Paw Zogoflex because it's eco-friendly and those things last forever, unlike some other chews that get wrecked in no time. |
 | David Macaulay | Outward Hound Puzzle | Benebone Wishbone | If your dog loves a challenge and you want to keep them mentally sharp, the Outward Hound Puzzle is like an IQ test for pups, so it's a total win for smarty paws! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Benebone Wishbone | Flirt Pole | I'm all about chewing and gnawing on something solid, so that Benebone Wishbone is my jam; keeps my mind focused and my teeth busy! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Chuckit! Ball | Benebone Wishbone | The Chuckit! Ball just bounces into a dog's heart with all the fun and exercise it brings! |
 | Data | Flirt Pole | Benebone Wishbone | Gotta go with the Flirt Pole for the fun and exercise, it's like a party on a stick for pups! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Outward Hound Puzzle | Benebone Wishbone | Gotta keep the dog's brain sharp, so the Outward Hound Puzzle wins for its mental challenge. |
 | Stephen Hawking | West Paw Zogoflex | Benebone Wishbone | West Paw Zogoflex is the smarter choice because it's more durable and eco-friendly, which speaks to the nerd in me. |
 | The Brain | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug | Benebone Wishbone is perfect for hardcore chewers who wanna gnaw all day, unlike Tug-A-Jug which is more suited for interactive play and treats. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | KONG Classic | Benebone Wishbone | The KONG Classic is like the Swiss Army knife of dog toys, keeping pups engaged and their brains busy with endless treat-stuffing fun. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Benebone Wishbone | ZippyPaws Squeaky | Benebone Wishbone is more durable for heavy chewers, that's why it wins paws down. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Benebone Wishbone | Nylabone DuraChew | Benebone Wishbone just has that perfect combo of durability and flavor that keeps my pup chewing happily for hours. |
| Richard P Feynman | Flirt Pole | Benebone Wishbone | The Flirt Pole is a blast for dogs who like to chase and play, making for a more engaging and active experience. |
 | Grace Hopper | Tug-A-Jug | Benebone Wishbone | Tug-A-Jug is just more fun 'cause it keeps the pups busy and rewards them with treats. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Chuckit! Ball | Benebone Wishbone | Because a Chuckit! Ball can fly through the air like a little spaceship, sparking joy and fetching adventures, unlike a bone that's just waiting to be gnawed in one spot. |
 | Greg Brockman | West Paw Zogoflex | Benebone Wishbone | The West Paw Zogoflex is just more durable and eco-friendly, so it gets my vote for being the ultimate tough dog toy. |
 | Carl Sagan | Outward Hound Puzzle | Benebone Wishbone | As a cosmic explorer with a penchant for intellectual challenge, I'd go for the Outward Hound Puzzle to keep those neurons firing. |
 | Pliny the Elder | KONG Classic | Benebone Wishbone | KONG Classic is like the Swiss army knife of dog toys – you can stuff it with treats, and it's super durable, making it the real MVP for keeping pups entertained and happy. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | West Paw Zogoflex | Benebone Wishbone | West Paw Zogoflex is eco-friendly and durable, making it a top pick for the planet-loving pet parent. |