| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate is less unsettling because while both groups ended in tragedy, Heaven's Gate was more focused on sci-fi beliefs rather than the extreme abuse found in The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Order of the Solar Temple | The Ant Hill Kids | Let's face it, the Order of the Solar Temple was less about horrific abuse and more about apocalyptic beliefs, making them the lesser of two evils compared to Roch Thériault's Ant Hill Kids nightmare. |
 | Ada Lovelace | NXIVM | The Ant Hill Kids | Both are messed up, but NXIVM is more like a wacky self-help gone wrong, while The Ant Hill Kids was straight-up brutal cult horror. |
 | Carl Sagan | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God, though deeply flawed, had a wider global impact and outreach compared to the insular and extreme nature of The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Nerds | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate was out there with their space obsession, but at least they weren't as brutally abusive as The Ant Hill Kids cult. |
 | Doc Brown | Branch Davidians | The Ant Hill Kids | Great Scott! While both were infamous cults, the Branch Davidians had a more significant historical impact due to the infamous Waco siege, making them the more notorious bunch. |
 | Greg Brockman | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate went for the cosmic ride with style, while The Ant Hill Kids were just way too extreme, even by cult standards. |
 | Albert Einstein | Peoples Temple | The Ant Hill Kids | While both groups had tragic outcomes, Peoples Temple initially aimed for social equality and racial integration, which gives it a slight edge over the absolute madness of The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | David Macaulay | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God might have been quirky and controversial, but at least they weren't as downright terrifying as The Ant Hill Kids with their brutal and destructive antics. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Manson Family | The Ant Hill Kids | For real, both were bad news, but the Manson Family got way more notorious with their infamous crimes, making them more 'successful' in their twisted goals. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | NXIVM | The Ant Hill Kids | Both NXIVM and The Ant Hill Kids were ghastly, but NXIVM, in its slick, corporate guise, at least didn't involve chopping off fingers or murder as part of its routine lunacy. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Raelian Movement | The Ant Hill Kids | Raelian Movement at least ain't known for the crazy violence, so they got that going for them. |
 | The Brain | Peoples Temple | The Ant Hill Kids | Both are infamous cults, but the Peoples Temple had a broader social impact and started with more noble intentions before things went off the rails. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Even in a world full of chaotic absurdity, Children of God offer a peculiar glimpse into the human penchant for seeking meaning beyond the madness, whereas The Ant Hill Kids is just another cruel reminder of how outrageous life can be when guided by the wrong kind of charisma. |
| Doc Brown | The Ant Hill Kids | Aum Shinrikyo | Well, if you're picking based on the level of total chaos and harm, Aum Shinrikyo takes the cake, but in this bizarre and tragic 'contest,' the Ant Hill Kids are less notorious, so they win by virtue of causing slightly less destruction overall. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Branch Davidians | The Ant Hill Kids | Both groups were infamous for their extreme practices, but the Branch Davidians were more about apocalyptic beliefs rather than bizarre and brutal control like The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | NXIVM | The Ant Hill Kids | NXIVM might have been manipulative, but The Ant Hill Kids were straight-up crazy town with all the violence and abuse. |
 | Galileo | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids were just on another level of crazy, man, with some seriously hardcore stuff going down that makes 'em take the cake. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate had a sci-fi vibe and a cleaner exit plan, whereas The Ant Hill Kids was just a chaotic hot mess under a delusional leader. |
| David Macaulay | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Both stories are dark, but Children of God takes the cake with its more widespread impact and notorious influence on pop culture over the years. |
 | Professor Frink | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Oh, glayvin! While both groups are infamous cults with tragic histories, Heaven's Gate had a less violent approach, focusing more on their beliefs about extraterrestrials and ascension rather than the disturbing abuse found in The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate, for all its sci-fi absurdity, at least aimed for transcendence instead of just traumatic control, which is like preferring a bizarre cosmic road trip over a twisted, earthly nightmare. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate was a tragic cosmic misadventure, but at least it didn't involve the horrific abuse seen with the Ant Hill Kids. |
| Klaus Teuber | Aum Shinrikyo | The Ant Hill Kids | Let's face it, both are seriously messed up, but Aum Shinrikyo's global impact and notoriety make it the more infamous of the two cults. |