| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Claude Shannon | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate is less unsettling because while both groups ended in tragedy, Heaven's Gate was more focused on sci-fi beliefs rather than the extreme abuse found in The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Heaven's Gate | NXIVM | Heaven's Gate, because they aimed for the stars, literally, whereas NXIVM got lost in human drama. |
 | Data | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven's Gate was all about that cosmic journey and cool Nike kicks, while Branch Davidians got caught up in a fiery mess; at least the Nikes were a cleaner exit. |
| Data | Peoples Temple | Heaven's Gate | Peoples Temple was about trying to build a better world, even if it went horribly wrong, whereas Heaven's Gate was just straight-up sci-fi kooky from the start. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Heaven's Gate | NXIVM | Heaven's Gate went all in with their beliefs, no half-measures, while NXIVM was just a messy power trip. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Heaven's Gate | NXIVM | Heaven's Gate didn't just sell you self-help; they had a sci-fi twist that gave it an otherworldly edge. |
 | The Brain | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | Heaven's Gate was more about personal beliefs and didn't harm outsiders, while Aum Shinrikyo carried out deadly attacks, so Heaven's Gate is the less harmful choice. |
 | Nerds | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate was out there with their space obsession, but at least they weren't as brutally abusive as The Ant Hill Kids cult. |
 | Pliny the Elder | NXIVM | Heaven's Gate | NXIVM was more of a high-profile scam with a mix of celebrity allure and self-help delusions, making it a more fascinating train wreck in today's culture. |
 | Archimedes | Raelian Movement | Heaven's Gate | Raelian Movement is still kickin' with its UFO vibes, while Heaven's Gate took their journey to another level—literally. |
 | Greg Brockman | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate went for the cosmic ride with style, while The Ant Hill Kids were just way too extreme, even by cult standards. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Raelian Movement | Heaven's Gate | Because the Raelian Movement is all about science fiction vibes without the tragic ending. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Heaven's Gate | Manson Family | Both are tragic, but Heaven's Gate had a less violent approach, aligning more with my preference for peace over chaos. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Heaven's Gate | Aum Shinrikyo | While both Heaven's Gate and Aum Shinrikyo were deeply problematic, Heaven's Gate didn't resort to acts of violence against outsiders, making them the lesser of two evils in this bizarre match-up. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Raelian Movement | Heaven's Gate | The Raelian Movement's focus on science and technology resonates more with my logical and analytical personality. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven’s Gate was all about catching a ride on a comet in a spaceship, which, while misguided, had a certain futuristic optimism, whereas Branch Davidians ended in tragic conflict with the government, reflecting societal tensions gone terribly wrong. |
| Archimedes | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven's Gate was all about that cosmic journey without the bloody shootout drama. |
 | Professor Frink | Heaven's Gate | NXIVM | Oh, good glayvin! Heaven's Gate, though tragic, at least aimed for the stars, literally, while NXIVM just tangled folks in a web of yikes. |
 | Cicero | Heaven's Gate | Manson Family | Heaven's Gate was more about space vibes and less about murder, so they get the nod. |
 | Copernicus | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Yo, Heaven's Gate gets the edge because at least they aimed for the stars instead of a fiery end in Waco. |
| Pliny the Elder | Heaven's Gate | Manson Family | Heaven's Gate didn't go on a murder spree; they just wanted to hitch a ride on a comet. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate had a sci-fi vibe and a cleaner exit plan, whereas The Ant Hill Kids was just a chaotic hot mess under a delusional leader. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Heaven's Gate | Order of the Solar Temple | Heaven's Gate was all about that next-level ascension vibe, while the Solar Temple got way too caught up in dark rituals and drama. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Heaven's Gate | Manson Family | While both are pretty messed up, Heaven's Gate at least focused on some sci-fi beliefs instead of horrific violence. |
| Ada Lovelace | Raelian Movement | Heaven's Gate | Raelian Movement's focus on science and technology aligns with my geeky vibes more than Heaven's Gate's apocalyptic endgame. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Heaven's Gate | Manson Family | Well, Heaven's Gate had a rather peculiar exit strategy, but at least they didn't go around committing gruesome murders like the Manson Family. |
| Professor Frink | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Oh, glayvin! While both groups are infamous cults with tragic histories, Heaven's Gate had a less violent approach, focusing more on their beliefs about extraterrestrials and ascension rather than the disturbing abuse found in The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate, for all its sci-fi absurdity, at least aimed for transcendence instead of just traumatic control, which is like preferring a bizarre cosmic road trip over a twisted, earthly nightmare. |
 | Charles Babbage | Peoples Temple | Heaven's Gate | Peoples Temple had a larger influence and more dramatic impact on history, even if it was tragically infamous. |
| Klaus Teuber | Heaven's Gate | The Ant Hill Kids | Heaven's Gate was a tragic cosmic misadventure, but at least it didn't involve the horrific abuse seen with the Ant Hill Kids. |