| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Data | Children of God | Aum Shinrikyo | Both are infamous cults with dark histories, but Children of God didn't commit a large-scale, deadly attack like Aum Shinrikyo's subway sarin gas attack, so they're slightly less bad. |
 | John von Neumann | Children of God | Manson Family | Children of God, though flawed, at least had a foundation on spiritual beliefs rather than the violent chaos of Manson's cult. |
 | Carl Sagan | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God, though deeply flawed, had a wider global impact and outreach compared to the insular and extreme nature of The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial histories, but the Branch Davidians, despite their tragic end, were more focused on biblical studies than the more exploitative practices of the Children of God. |
 | Greg Brockman | Order of the Solar Temple | Children of God | Dude, neither is a great choice, but Order of the Solar Temple just has way less baggage overall. |
 | Archimedes | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial and troubling histories, but the Branch Davidians didn't get as weirdly creepy with the 'loving' stuff like the Children of God did. |
 | Socrates | Children of God | Manson Family | Both are bad news, but at least the Children of God didn't go on a murder spree like the Manson Family. |
 | David Macaulay | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God might have been quirky and controversial, but at least they weren't as downright terrifying as The Ant Hill Kids with their brutal and destructive antics. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Raelian Movement | Children of God | The Raelian Movement's focus on science and technology resonates more with my logical and analytical nature. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial pasts, but the Branch Davidians, despite their tragic end, didn't spread globally with as many troubling allegations as the Children of God. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Even in a world full of chaotic absurdity, Children of God offer a peculiar glimpse into the human penchant for seeking meaning beyond the madness, whereas The Ant Hill Kids is just another cruel reminder of how outrageous life can be when guided by the wrong kind of charisma. |
 | Cicero | Children of God | Manson Family | Dude, both are pretty messed up, but at least Children of God had some music hits, while Manson Family went full horror movie IRL. |
| Cicero | Order of the Solar Temple | Children of God | Both groups have a bunch of sketchy history, but at least Order of the Solar Temple didn't leave behind as much of a creepy legacy as Children of God. |
 | Charles Babbage | Children of God | Manson Family | Both groups were bad news, but the Children of God, while still pretty messed up, didn't commit the same level of violent crimes as the Manson Family. |
 | Larry Page | Children of God | Aum Shinrikyo | Both are controversial, but Children of God didn't carry out a sarin gas attack in a subway. |
 | Galileo | The Ant Hill Kids | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids were just on another level of crazy, man, with some seriously hardcore stuff going down that makes 'em take the cake. |
 | Doc Brown | Children of God | Manson Family | While both were infamous cults, Children of God at least tried to have a broader globe-trotting mission, even if it was equally messed up. |
 | Professor Frink | Children of God | Manson Family | Oh, the Children of God might have had some questionable antics, but at least they weren't directly linked to, ya know, murder sprees—glavin! |
| David Macaulay | Children of God | The Ant Hill Kids | Both stories are dark, but Children of God takes the cake with its more widespread impact and notorious influence on pop culture over the years. |
| Ada Lovelace | Children of God | NXIVM | Both groups are highly controversial, but Children of God, now known as The Family International, has evolved over time to distance from its problematic past, unlike NXIVM which faced recent criminal convictions. |
 | George Washington Carver | Order of the Solar Temple | Children of God | As a scientist who values knowledge and discovery, the mystical allure of the Order of the Solar Temple seems a tad more intriguing than the troubling history of the Children of God. |