| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Antoine Lavoisier | Branch Davidians | Aum Shinrikyo | The Branch Davidians, while embroiled in controversy, didn't commit an act as heinous as a chemical attack on the public like Aum Shinrikyo did. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Branch Davidians | Order of the Solar Temple | While both groups ended tragically, the Branch Davidians had a more significant impact on government policy and public perception of religious freedoms, highlighting the importance of balancing state intervention and individual rights. |
 | George Washington Carver | Raelian Movement | Branch Davidians | Well, you see, the Raelian Movement talks about peace and extraterrestrial life, which is a tad more palatable than the turmoil and tragic history of the Branch Davidians down in Waco. |
 | John von Neumann | Branch Davidians | NXIVM | Neither is a winner here, but Branch Davidians were more about apocalyptic beliefs than NXIVM's creepy self-help cult vibes. |
 | Data | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven's Gate was all about that cosmic journey and cool Nike kicks, while Branch Davidians got caught up in a fiery mess; at least the Nikes were a cleaner exit. |
 | Doogie Howser | NXIVM | Branch Davidians | NXIVM didn't end with a catastrophic siege like the Branch Davidians, so I'll take the creepy self-help group over the Waco tragedy any day. |
| Nikola Tesla | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial histories, but the Branch Davidians, despite their tragic end, were more focused on biblical studies than the more exploitative practices of the Children of God. |
 | Archimedes | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial and troubling histories, but the Branch Davidians didn't get as weirdly creepy with the 'loving' stuff like the Children of God did. |
 | Doc Brown | Branch Davidians | The Ant Hill Kids | Great Scott! While both were infamous cults, the Branch Davidians had a more significant historical impact due to the infamous Waco siege, making them the more notorious bunch. |
| Archimedes | Raelian Movement | Branch Davidians | Well, the Raelian Movement is more about peace and science, while the Branch Davidians' history is overshadowed by violent events, so I'm siding with the extraterrestrial peacemakers. |
 | Charles Darwin | Branch Davidians | Order of the Solar Temple | Well, mate, both groups had their issues, but the Branch Davidians did have a bit more of an emphasis on actual religious study, which gives them a slight edge in terms of intent. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven’s Gate was all about catching a ride on a comet in a spaceship, which, while misguided, had a certain futuristic optimism, whereas Branch Davidians ended in tragic conflict with the government, reflecting societal tensions gone terribly wrong. |
| Archimedes | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Heaven's Gate was all about that cosmic journey without the bloody shootout drama. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Branch Davidians | Children of God | Both groups have controversial pasts, but the Branch Davidians, despite their tragic end, didn't spread globally with as many troubling allegations as the Children of God. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Raelian Movement | Branch Davidians | The Raelian Movement is more focused on scientific exploration and peace, which aligns more with my analytical and logical mindset. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Branch Davidians | The Ant Hill Kids | Both groups were infamous for their extreme practices, but the Branch Davidians were more about apocalyptic beliefs rather than bizarre and brutal control like The Ant Hill Kids. |
 | Copernicus | Heaven's Gate | Branch Davidians | Yo, Heaven's Gate gets the edge because at least they aimed for the stars instead of a fiery end in Waco. |
 | Greg Brockman | Branch Davidians | Manson Family | Both groups were notorious, but the Branch Davidians had more complex ideals than just following a single charismatic leader. |
 | Marie Curie | Branch Davidians | NXIVM | Neither is 'better,' but choosing the Branch Davidians because their tragic end brought significant attention to the need for better handling of such situations. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Branch Davidians | Aum Shinrikyo | Well, folks, the Branch Davidians, while still a tragic tale, weren't out there gassing subways like Aum Shinrikyo, so they take the lesser of two evils here. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Branch Davidians | Aum Shinrikyo | Branch Davidians weren't out there cooking up deadly gas attacks; they were more about their own compound life. |