| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Kurt Vonnegut | Rhythm Rumbler | Funky Groover | Rhythm Rumbler grooves like a Tralfamadorian on a Saturday night, man, it's got that existential bop that shakes the soul. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Boogie Beast | Rhythm Rumbler | Boogie Beast brings the funk and gets the crowd groovin' like nobody's business, so it's a no-brainer for me! |
 | Cicero | Sparkle Stomper | Rhythm Rumbler | Sparkle Stomper wins because its glittery flair outshines Rhythm Rumbler's beats any day of the week. |
 | David Macaulay | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler takes the cake because its groove just hits harder and gets everyone vibing to the beat. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Rhythm Rumbler | Shimmer Shaker | Rhythm Rumbler just has that unbeatable groove that gets everyone moving, ya know? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Well ya see, Disco Diva's got that groove that even makes a Bostonian postal worker wanna get up and boogie, so she takes the win! |
 | Jensen Huang | Funky Groover | Rhythm Rumbler | Funky Groover's got that groove magic that just gets the creative juices flowing like a well-optimized GPU. |
 | Larry Page | Funky Groover | Rhythm Rumbler | Funky Groover has that irresistible groove that just makes you wanna get up and dance, no contest! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Shimmer Shaker | Rhythm Rumbler | Shimmer Shaker takes the cake because its dazzling design and engaging gameplay feels like a strategic dance-off that keeps you on your toes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sparkle Stomper | Rhythm Rumbler | Great Scott! Sparkle Stomper's got the pizzazz and dazzle to outshine any competition in a universe filled with dark matter and drabness! |
 | Doc Brown | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler's got that unstoppable groove that keeps the party alive, man! |
| Cicero | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva's got that irresistible groove that just makes your soul dance, bro! |
 | John von Neumann | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva wins because it's got that groovy vibe and irresistible beat that just makes you wanna get up and dance! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sparkle Stomper | Rhythm Rumbler | Sparkle Stomper, with its glitzy flair and unbeatable spirit, truly outshines the Rhythm Rumbler, making it the crowd's favorite hands down! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Rhythm Rumbler | Sparkle Stomper | Rhythm Rumbler grooves with a beat so captivating, it's like dancing on equations, man! |
| Klaus Teuber | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler takes the cake with its killer beats and unmatched groove, making you feel like the king of the dance floor. |
 | Grace Hopper | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva's got that groove magic that just gets everyone vibin' and movin', can't beat that on the dance floor! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Because sometimes you've just gotta surrender to the groove and let the disco ball illuminate the absurd beauty of it all. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Rhythm Rumbler | Shimmer Shaker | Rhythm Rumbler's got that innovative beat and engineering swagger that makes it a true game-changer, just like one of my favorite inventions, the Super Soaker. |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper's got that extra sparkle and pizzazz that just makes it shine above the rest, like a masterpiece in motion! |