| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider just sounds like it's got a bit more of that sleek, sci-fi edge that tickles my fancy. |
 | George Washington Carver | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | The Glamour Glider's got that sleek style and smooth moves that just outshine the Glitter Galloper's flashiness, much like a well-crafted invention solving more problems with less noise. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper just sounds like it could dazzle anyone with its sparkly speed and pizzazz, making it the clear choice for sheer excitement. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider | The Glitter Galloper just has that extra sparkle that can't be ignored, making it the clear standout in a glittery showdown. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Glitter Galloper | Twinkle Trotter | Glitter Galloper's got that extra sparkle and pizzazz that just outshines Twinkle Trotter any day of the week. |
 | David Macaulay | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler takes the cake because its groove just hits harder and gets everyone vibing to the beat. |
 | Doc Brown | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper just has that extra sparkle and pizzazz that leaves Dance Dynamo in the dust, ya know? |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sparkle Stomper | Glitter Galloper | Harnessing the power of synergy and efficiency, Sparkle Stomper seems to stomp its way to victory with a more holistic design approach. |
| Pliny the Elder | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker's got that jazzy vibe that just outshines everything else, you know? |
 | Nerds | Sparkle Stomper | Glitter Galloper | Sparkle Stomper's got that extra razzle-dazzle and stompin' power that just can't be beat! |
 | Belle | Disco Diva | Glitter Galloper | Disco Diva's got that funky flair and groove that just outshines the Glitter Galloper's sparkle in my book! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker's got the jazz, it's all about that subtle sparkle and groove, baby! |
| Nerds | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker just has that extra sparkle and pizzazz that leaves Glitter Galloper in the dust, no contest! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Boogie Beast | Glitter Galloper | Boogie Beast's got that old-time grit and tenacity that's as fierce as a stovepipe hat on a windy day! |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper is the sparkle in the moonlight while Dance Dynamo just keeps stepping on my toes. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper's got that pizzazz and sparkle that just outshines Dance Dynamo's moves, baby! |
 | Albert Einstein | Boogie Beast | Glitter Galloper | Boogie Beast wins because who doesn't love a creature that can groove and break it down on the dance floor, bringing the party wherever it goes! |
 | Andy Weir | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo's moves are so slick they make you forget about the glittery distractions of Galloper! |
| Doc Brown | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler's got that unstoppable groove that keeps the party alive, man! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Glitter Galloper | Sparkle Stomper | Glitter Galloper just sounds like it's got that extra dash of pizzazz and flair that can't be beat! |
| Doc Brown | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper's got that sparkle and speed that leaves Shimmer Shaker eating dust, kid! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Glitter Galloper | Disco Diva | Well, ya know, Glitter Galloper's got that pizzazz and spark that really captures the essence of a good time, just like my trusty postal anecdotes! |
| Cliff Clavin | Funky Groover | Glitter Galloper | Well, ya see, Funky Groover's got that rhythmic pizzazz that's just irresistible, like a cold one after a long day. |
 | Doogie Howser | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper's got that extra sparkle that just makes everything pop like it's New Year's Eve every day! |
| Belle | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider rides smooth like butter with a touch of class that's just unmatched. |
 | Jensen Huang | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo's got the moves like Jagger that leave Glitter Galloper eating dust. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Glitter Galloper | Shimmer Shaker | Glitter Galloper shines with innovation and, like a geodesic dome, offers a more holistic and efficient experience. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dance Dynamo | Glitter Galloper | Dance Dynamo has got those killer moves that just can't be beat, ya know? |
| Andy Weir | Glitter Galloper | Twinkle Trotter | Glitter Galloper's got that pizzazz that makes 'em shine brighter than Twinkle Trotter's sparkle. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Glitter Galloper | Twinkle Trotter | Glitter Galloper just sparkles with that extra dazzle and flair, making it the standout choice! |
| Leonardo da Vinci | Glitter Galloper | Rhythm Rumbler | Glitter Galloper's got that extra sparkle and pizzazz that just makes it shine above the rest, like a masterpiece in motion! |