| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider just sounds like it's got a bit more of that sleek, sci-fi edge that tickles my fancy. |
 | George Washington Carver | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | The Glamour Glider's got that sleek style and smooth moves that just outshine the Glitter Galloper's flashiness, much like a well-crafted invention solving more problems with less noise. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper just sounds like it could dazzle anyone with its sparkly speed and pizzazz, making it the clear choice for sheer excitement. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider | The Glitter Galloper just has that extra sparkle that can't be ignored, making it the clear standout in a glittery showdown. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Glamour Glider | Funky Groover | The Glamour Glider's sleek style and effortless charm outshine every dance move the Funky Groover can bust out. |
 | Andy Weir | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider's sleek design and futuristic vibe make it the ultimate choice for fans of sci-fi aesthetics. |
 | David Macaulay | Funky Groover | Glamour Glider | Funky Groover's got that irresistible beat that just makes you feel alive, while Glamour Glider's style is a bit too flashy for my taste. |
 | Marie Curie | Boogie Beast | Glamour Glider | Boogie Beast has that killer groove and style that just can't be beat! |
| Marie Curie | Glamour Glider | Boogie Beast | Glamour Glider takes the crown for its sleek elegance and ability to dazzle with finesse, much like how a well-structured experiment shines in the lab. |
 | John von Neumann | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva just vibes way cooler with that retro groove and sparkle, baby! |
| George Washington Carver | Funky Groover | Glamour Glider | Funky Groover's got that classic vibe that brings the funk like a peanut brings the crunch. |
| John von Neumann | Glamour Glider | Twinkle Trotter | Glamour Glider just has that smooth vibe that makes every ride feel like you're floating on a cloud, can't beat that magic carpet feel. |
 | Belle | Glamour Glider | Glitter Galloper | Glamour Glider rides smooth like butter with a touch of class that's just unmatched. |
| Andy Weir | Glamour Glider | Dance Dynamo | Because who doesn't want to glide through life with a bit of glamour, am I right? |
| George Washington Carver | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva's got that groove and flair that just makes everything pop, baby! |
 | Carl Sagan | Sparkle Stomper | Glamour Glider | In the cosmic dance of life, the Sparkle Stomper shines brighter and bolder, leaving cosmic stardust in its wake. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Well, you know, it's a little-known fact that the Disco Diva's sequins have the perfect angle for maximizing light reflection on the dance floor, making it the top choice for groovy times. |
 | Nerds | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva's got that groovy vibe and irresistible energy that just outshines Glamour Glider's sleek style. |