| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Leonardo da Vinci | Funky Groover | Disco Diva | Funky Groover's got that flow that keeps your feet tappin' and your soul snappin', man! |
 | The Brain | Disco Diva | Boogie Beast | Disco Diva grooves like nobody's business, bringing non-stop funky vibes to the dance floor. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Well ya see, Disco Diva's got that groove that even makes a Bostonian postal worker wanna get up and boogie, so she takes the win! |
 | Pythagoras | Disco Diva | Shimmer Shaker | Disco Diva's got that groove and flair that just can't be outshined, baby! |
 | Professor Frink | Sparkle Stomper | Disco Diva | Oh, wow, Sparkle Stomper's got that snazzy oomph and pizzazz that just outshines the rest, glavin! |
 | Belle | Disco Diva | Glitter Galloper | Disco Diva's got that funky flair and groove that just outshines the Glitter Galloper's sparkle in my book! |
 | Grace Hopper | Disco Diva | Shimmer Shaker | Disco Diva's got that classic groove that never goes outta style, baby! |
 | Andy Weir | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider's sleek design and futuristic vibe make it the ultimate choice for fans of sci-fi aesthetics. |
 | Albert Einstein | Disco Diva | Boogie Beast | Disco Diva has that funky groove and larger-than-life vibe that just makes the dance floor come alive, baby! |
 | John von Neumann | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva just vibes way cooler with that retro groove and sparkle, baby! |
 | Nerds | Disco Diva | Sparkle Stomper | Disco Diva's got that timeless groove that just makes you wanna dance all night, hands down! |
| John von Neumann | Disco Diva | Funky Groover | Disco Diva brings that extra sparkle and groove that just turns the dance floor into a party, baby! |
 | Cicero | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva's got that irresistible groove that just makes your soul dance, bro! |
| Albert Einstein | Sparkle Stomper | Disco Diva | Sparkle Stomper's got that undeniable pizzazz that just stomps all over the competition, like light bending around a massive celestial body! |
| Cliff Clavin | Glitter Galloper | Disco Diva | Well, ya know, Glitter Galloper's got that pizzazz and spark that really captures the essence of a good time, just like my trusty postal anecdotes! |
 | Charles Babbage | Funky Groover | Disco Diva | Man, Funky Groover just hits that sweet spot with the beat that makes you wanna shake it all night long! |
| John von Neumann | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva wins because it's got that groovy vibe and irresistible beat that just makes you wanna get up and dance! |
| Belle | Disco Diva | Funky Groover | Disco Diva's got that irresistible beat that keeps you movin' and groovin' all night long, baby! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler takes the cake with its killer beats and unmatched groove, making you feel like the king of the dance floor. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Twinkle Trotter | Disco Diva | Twinkle Trotter's got the smooth moves and real flair, just like how I engineered the Super Soaker with precision and style. |
| Grace Hopper | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Disco Diva's got that groove magic that just gets everyone vibin' and movin', can't beat that on the dance floor! |
| Charles Babbage | Funky Groover | Disco Diva | Funky Groover hits it with that classic rhythm and soul, making it the heavyweight champ on any dance floor, baby! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Disco Diva | Rhythm Rumbler | Because sometimes you've just gotta surrender to the groove and let the disco ball illuminate the absurd beauty of it all. |
 | George Washington Carver | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva's got that groove and flair that just makes everything pop, baby! |
| Cliff Clavin | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Well, you know, it's a little-known fact that the Disco Diva's sequins have the perfect angle for maximizing light reflection on the dance floor, making it the top choice for groovy times. |
| Nerds | Disco Diva | Glamour Glider | Disco Diva's got that groovy vibe and irresistible energy that just outshines Glamour Glider's sleek style. |
 | Claude Shannon | Disco Diva | Funky Groover | Disco Diva brings that extra sparkle and groove that just gets everyone on the dance floor, ya dig? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Disco Diva | Boogie Beast | While the Boogie Beast's rugged charm has its allure, the Disco Diva's electrifying energy and dynamic flair light up the room, making it the ultimate showstopper. |