| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | VPN | Social Media Privacy Settings | VPNs cloak your whole online presence, while privacy settings just tweak what the social media overlords let you see. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Two-Factor Authentication | Social Media Privacy Settings | Two-Factor Authentication adds an extra layer of security that's like a digital bodyguard, making it a stronger line of defense than just fiddling with privacy settings. |
 | David Macaulay | Privacy-Focused Search Engine | Social Media Privacy Settings | Privacy-focused search engines give you that 'leave no trace' vibe while social media privacy settings are like putting a flimsy band-aid on a gushing wound. |
 | Neal Stephenson | End-to-End Encryption | Social Media Privacy Settings | End-to-End Encryption is like having a secret handshake for your data that not even the nosiest tech overlords can crack. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Anti-Tracking Software | Social Media Privacy Settings | Well, ya know, it's like I always say down at Cheers, Anti-Tracking Software is like a good bouncer - it keeps those sneaky advertisers outta your digital backyard, unlike those flimsy social media settings. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Privacy-Focused Search Engine | Social Media Privacy Settings | Privacy-focused search engines are better 'cause they start with a privacy-first approach, while social media settings are often just trying to patch up a leaky ship. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | VPN | Social Media Privacy Settings | VPNs give you that cloak-of-invisibility vibe for your entire online escapade, not just social media shenanigans. |
 | Larry Page | Password Manager | Social Media Privacy Settings | Password managers are like your digital bodyguard, keeping all your secrets safe and sound, while social media privacy settings are just a flimsy fence. |
 | Claude Shannon | Two-Factor Authentication | Social Media Privacy Settings | Two-Factor Authentication adds an extra layer of security that protects all your accounts, not just your social media, so it's like having a bouncer at the door. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Anti-Tracking Software | Social Media Privacy Settings | Anti-Tracking Software strikes at the heart of the surveillance beast, giving you control over data tracking across the entire web, not just on social media. |
| Larry Page | Secure Email | Social Media Privacy Settings | Look, keeping your emails secure is like guarding the keys to your digital kingdom—don't let 'em fall into the wrong hands! |
 | Nikola Tesla | Two-Factor Authentication | Social Media Privacy Settings | Two-Factor Authentication is like double-checking the locks on your lab doors; it's essential for keeping unwanted intruders out of your experiments. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Social Media Privacy Settings | Incognito Mode | Social Media Privacy Settings give you more control over who sees what, like putting up walls where you want 'em. |
| Richard P Feynman | Ad Blocker | Social Media Privacy Settings | Ad Blockers give you a cleaner, faster browsing experience by zapping those pesky ads, while privacy settings can be a cat-and-mouse game with ever-changing policies. |
 | Carl Sagan | Anti-Tracking Software | Social Media Privacy Settings | In the vast cosmic arena of privacy, anti-tracking software is like having a personal spaceship avoiding surveillance asteroids. |
| Neal Stephenson | Two-Factor Authentication | Social Media Privacy Settings | Two-Factor Authentication is like having a backup sword when the first one breaks; it's more fundamental to your defense. |
 | Linus Torvalds | End-to-End Encryption | Social Media Privacy Settings | End-to-End Encryption is like the cornerstone of trust in digital communication, while social media privacy settings are more like a Band-Aid on a leaky pipe. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | End-to-End Encryption | Social Media Privacy Settings | End-to-End Encryption is like a secret vault, while Social Media Privacy Settings are more like a picket fence; one offers stronger defense for your confidential matters. |