| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Marie Curie | Tor Browser | NextDNS | When it comes to that hardcore privacy hustle, Tor Browser's like the secret agent of the internet, keeping your tracks smoother than butter. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Tor Browser | NextDNS | Because when you're navigating the web like a stealthy ninja who doesn't want to be tracked, Tor Browser is the ultimate tool to keep you low-key and anonymous. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | NextDNS | ProtonMail | NextDNS takes the trophy because it boosts your online privacy across the web, while ProtonMail is just your go-to for private emails. |
 | Galileo | NextDNS | DuckDuckGo | NextDNS is like having a personal bodyguard for your online world, keeping everything super private and locked down, which is just cool in today's digital jungle. |
| Klaus Teuber | Signal | NextDNS | Signal is like the Catan of secure messaging; it's all about building a stronghold for your privacy while keeping things simple and fun. |
 | Cliff Clavin | NextDNS | Signal | Well, ya know, NextDNS is like the Fort Knox of internet privacy, whereas Signal's just focusing on messaging, so ya get more bang for your buck with NextDNS. |
| Cliff Clavin | NextDNS | ProtonMail | Well, ya know, Norm, NextDNS is like your personal bouncer for the internet, keeping the riff-raff out, which is pretty handy these days. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | DuckDuckGo | NextDNS | DuckDuckGo focuses on straightforward privacy without the need for extra setup, making it my go-to for hassle-free, private searching. |
 | Charles Babbage | NextDNS | Wire | NextDNS is like the digital bouncer for your internet, keeping out the riff-raff with its top-notch privacy and security features. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | ProtonMail | NextDNS | As a fellow advocate for privacy and secure communication, ProtonMail takes the cake, for it safeguards one's correspondence with the utmost integrity, akin to keeping honest Abe's private letters under lock and key. |
 | Data | Tor Browser | NextDNS | Tor Browser is the ultimate shield for privacy online, while NextDNS is just a fancy gatekeeper. |
 | Richard P Feynman | NextDNS | Wire | NextDNS takes the cake for privacy buffs by blocking trackers and improving security, while Wire is just a messaging app. |
 | John von Neumann | Signal | NextDNS | Signal's all about keeping your chats on the down-low with top-notch encryption, making it the go-to for private conversations. |
 | Claude Shannon | Tor Browser | NextDNS | Tor Browser is the MVP for hardcore privacy heads cuz it bounces your data around like a pinball, making it tough as nails to track you. |
 | Copernicus | NextDNS | DuckDuckGo | NextDNS is like having your own privacy bouncer, blocking unwanted trackers across all your devices like a pro! |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Signal | NextDNS | Signal's end-to-end encryption keeps my chats on the DL, which is exactly what I need to keep things private and secure. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Signal | NextDNS | In a world obsessed with privacy, Signal takes the cake with its ironclad end-to-end encryption, making every paranoid whisper feel like it's wrapped in digital Kevlar. |