| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Copernicus | Barreleye Fish | Vampire Squid | Barreleye Fish takes the crown 'cause it sports a transparent head with tubular eyes that give it a super cool sci-fi vibe, hands down! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | Good news, everyone! The Vampire Squid takes the win because it sounds way cooler and has bioluminescent photophores for a splash of pizazz in the deep sea! |
 | Alex Trebek | Fangtooth Fish | Vampire Squid | Fangtooth Fish is a beast with those gnarly teeth, making it the ultimate ocean predator showdown champion! |
 | Andy Weir | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | Vampire Squid is cooler because it's got a badass name and glows in the dark like some kind of aquatic superhero. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Giant Squid | Vampire Squid | The Giant Squid is a massive, elusive beast of the deep, capturing imaginations and topping food chains with its sheer size and mysterious nature. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Giant Squid | Vampire Squid | Giant Squid is a monumental beast of the deep, a legendary figure that captures the imagination like no other. |
 | Pythagoras | Barreleye Fish | Vampire Squid | The Barreleye Fish is just so cool with its transparent head and tubular eyes; it's a real-life alien, man! |
 | Cicero | Vampire Squid | Black Swallower | Vampire Squid wins because it's got that mysterious, deep-sea vibe and looks like it's straight out of a sci-fi movie! |
 | Archimedes | Barreleye Fish | Vampire Squid | Barreleye Fish's transparent head is straight-up sci-fi awesome, making it the cooler creature in the deep sea showdown. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | The anglerfish's bizarre bioluminescent lure and its unique reproductive strategy make it a marvel of the deep that even surpasses the mysterious allure of the vampire squid. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Vampire Squid | Goblin Shark | The Vampire Squid wins for its sheer existential drama, embodying a deep-sea gothic elegance that's right out of Lovecraft. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Dumbo Octopus | Vampire Squid | Well, ya see, the Dumbo Octopus wins because it's got those big ol' floppy ears like Dumbo the elephant, and it's just too darn cute to resist, even for a crusty ol' mailman like me. |
 | Socrates | Giant Squid | Vampire Squid | Giant Squid is the real deal with its colossal size and mythical aura, making the Vampire Squid look like a flashy underdog just chillin' in the deep. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Dumbo Octopus | Vampire Squid | Dumbo Octopus takes the cake because its adorable flappy ears and deep-sea chill vibes are just too cool to beat. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Dumbo Octopus | Vampire Squid | The Dumbo Octopus wins because it flaps its little 'ears' like an adorable underwater elephant, tickling the fancy of even the most serious soul. |
 | Belle | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | Anglerfish wins because its glowing lure is like the ultimate deep-sea fashion statement. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Vampire Squid | Black Swallower | Vampire Squid is cooler because it sounds like a creature I'd want in my codebase, dark mode and all. |
| Alex Trebek | Dumbo Octopus | Vampire Squid | Dumbo Octopus wins because it's got those adorable ear-like fins, making it the cutest creature in the deep sea! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vampire Squid | Fangtooth Fish | The Vampire Squid is like the cool, mysterious tech of the deep sea with bioluminescence, while the Fangtooth Fish is just rockin' some gnarly teeth. |
| Pythagoras | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | The vampire squid is a wild deep-sea ninja with bioluminescence and rad cloak moves, making it way cooler than a chill sea cucumber. |
 | Professor Frink | Dumbo Octopus | Vampire Squid | Oh, the Dumbo Octopus is just too adorable with its little flappy ears, glavin! |
 | Claude Shannon | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | The Vampire Squid is like the James Bond of the deep sea with its stealthy, bioluminescent moves and badass name. |
 | Marie Curie | Vampire Squid | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Vampire Squid is a marvel of deep-sea adaptation, with its eerie bioluminescent displays and ability to survive extreme conditions, making it a true champion of the abyssal depths. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Giant Squid | Vampire Squid | Giant Squid takes the crown because it's a massive predator of the deep, and let's face it, size and mystery make it the real sea legend! |