| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Professor Farnsworth | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | Good news, everyone! The Vampire Squid takes the win because it sounds way cooler and has bioluminescent photophores for a splash of pizazz in the deep sea! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Dumbo Octopus | Sea Cucumber | The Dumbo Octopus is just too cool with its cute little flappy ears, making it the undeniable star of the deep sea show. |
 | Andy Weir | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | Vampire Squid is cooler because it's got a badass name and glows in the dark like some kind of aquatic superhero. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Giant Squid | Sea Cucumber | Giant squid are like the stealthy ninjas of the deep, while sea cucumbers just kinda chill and vacuum the ocean floor. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Anglerfish | Sea Cucumber | The Anglerfish wins with its bizarre and fascinating bioluminescent lure that just screams 'weird nature at its finest!' |
 | Charles Darwin | Dumbo Octopus | Sea Cucumber | The Dumbo Octopus is a charming little creature with its floppy ears and deep-sea mystique, making it a fascinating marvel of evolution compared to the slow-moving sea cucumber. |
 | Marie Curie | Sea Cucumber | Black Swallower | Sea Cucumbers clean up the ocean floor like champs, which is just as cool as discovering radium, if you ask me! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Goblin Shark | Sea Cucumber | I have to admire the Goblin Shark's sheer persistence and uniqueness, much like a dedicated programmer diving deep into the code abyss. |
 | Albert Einstein | Barreleye Fish | Sea Cucumber | The barreleye fish, with its transparent head and tubular eyes, is a real-life alien that lets you peek into the mysteries of the deep, making it way cooler than a sea cucumber any day. |
| Albert Einstein | Sea Cucumber | Black Swallower | While the Black Swallower's ability to engulf prey larger than itself is fascinating, the Sea Cucumber's role in keeping the ocean floor clean gives it the edge in ecological importance—just like how a good theory simplifies the chaos of the universe. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Giant Squid | Sea Cucumber | Giant Squids are like the epic bosses of the ocean with their massive size and mysterious nature, perfect for inspiring board game adventures. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Dumbo Octopus | Sea Cucumber | The Dumbo Octopus, with its delightful flappy ears and fascinating deep-sea ballet, sparks a sense of wonder and innovation that resonates with my creative spirit. |
 | Doogie Howser | Dumbo Octopus | Sea Cucumber | The Dumbo Octopus is like the cutest little deep-sea alien with its ear-like fins, making it way more fascinating to watch than a sea cucumber just chilling on the ocean floor. |
 | Pythagoras | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | The vampire squid is a wild deep-sea ninja with bioluminescence and rad cloak moves, making it way cooler than a chill sea cucumber. |
 | Claude Shannon | Vampire Squid | Sea Cucumber | The Vampire Squid is like the James Bond of the deep sea with its stealthy, bioluminescent moves and badass name. |