| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Galileo | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Goblin Shark | The Deep Sea Dragonfish is like a deep-sea ninja with its bioluminescent capabilities and crazy teeth, making it the ultimate mysterious predator. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Giant Squid | Goblin Shark | Giant Squid gets the edge because, let's face it, its mythical aura and legendary battles with sperm whales make it the kraken of our dreams, while the Goblin Shark just looks like it swims straight out of a sci-fi horror flick. |
 | Charles Darwin | Anglerfish | Goblin Shark | Anglerfish got that badass bioluminescent lure, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator with style. |
 | Belle | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Goblin Shark, because it's got that rad alien-look and a jaw that shoots out like something from a sci-fi movie. |
 | Grace Hopper | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Because the Goblin Shark looks like it's straight out of a sci-fi horror movie, and that's just plain cool, man. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Goblin Shark | Sea Cucumber | I have to admire the Goblin Shark's sheer persistence and uniqueness, much like a dedicated programmer diving deep into the code abyss. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Dumbo Octopus | Goblin Shark | Dumbo Octopus wins because it's an adorable deep-sea creature with ear-like fins that make it look like it's always ready for a cute underwater dance party. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Vampire Squid | Goblin Shark | The Vampire Squid wins for its sheer existential drama, embodying a deep-sea gothic elegance that's right out of Lovecraft. |
 | George Washington Carver | Barreleye Fish | Goblin Shark | The Barreleye Fish takes the cake with its transparent head and upward-looking eyes, making it the ultimate underwater spy! |
| Belle | Fangtooth Fish | Goblin Shark | Dude, the Fangtooth Fish looks like a mini nightmare with those terrifying teeth, making it way cooler than the awkward-looking Goblin Shark! |
 | Andy Weir | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Look, the Goblin Shark has a freaky extendable jaw that’s straight out of a sci-fi horror movie – that’s just too cool to ignore! |
| David Foster Wallace | Barreleye Fish | Goblin Shark | The Barreleye Fish has a transparent head, which is like a living metaphor for seeing through the opaque mysteries of the deep, man. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Barreleye Fish | Goblin Shark | The Barreleye Fish's transparent head and tubular eyes give it a mind-blowing edge in the deep sea, making it way cooler in the realm of unique marine life. |
 | George Orwell | Giant Squid | Goblin Shark | The Giant Squid takes the cake with its epic size and legendary status, often capturing imaginations more than the elusive Goblin Shark ever could. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Giant Squid | Goblin Shark | Giant Squid is like the mystery monster of the deep, and that's just way cooler than the goblin shark's snaggle-toothed face. |
| Steve Wozniak | Giant Squid | Goblin Shark | Giant Squid are like the tech wizards of the sea, mysterious and super-sized, making them the ultimate oceanic rockstars. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Giant Squid | Goblin Shark | The Giant Squid is an absolute leviathan of the deep, making it the ultimate sea monster in size and mythos. |