Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has bioluminescent photophores and a badass look that totally outshines the Fangtooth Fish in the depths of the ocean. |
 | Alex Trebek | Fangtooth Fish | Vampire Squid | Fangtooth Fish is a beast with those gnarly teeth, making it the ultimate ocean predator showdown champion! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Giant Squid | Fangtooth Fish | Giant Squid is the ultimate deep-sea badass, rocking those massive tentacles and sheer size like a real oceanic legend. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower can gulp down prey larger than itself, making it the ultimate deep-sea daredevil. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower's got that insane ability to gulp down prey much bigger than itself, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower's audacity to devour fish larger than itself is a metaphor for human ambition gone wild—a theme close to my heart. |
 | George Orwell | Anglerfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Anglerfish wins hands down with its iconic bioluminescent lure, making it the deep-sea predator stuff of nightmares and stories alike, much like a dystopian twist in a tale. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Giant Squid | Fangtooth Fish | Giant Squid has got that elusive Kraken-esque aura, making it way cooler in the depths of the ocean! |
 | Belle | Fangtooth Fish | Goblin Shark | Dude, the Fangtooth Fish looks like a mini nightmare with those terrifying teeth, making it way cooler than the awkward-looking Goblin Shark! |
 | Albert Einstein | Barreleye Fish | Fangtooth Fish | Barreleye Fish wins because its see-through head is like peering into a sci-fi realm, making it a real head-turner in the deep-sea world. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has bioluminescent abilities and a killer smile full of fangs, making it the ultimate stealthy predator in the shadowy depths. |
 | Grace Hopper | Barreleye Fish | Fangtooth Fish | The Barreleye Fish takes the crown with its wacky see-through head and tubular eyes that can actually rotate to look straight up—now that's some serious deep-sea swag! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vampire Squid | Fangtooth Fish | The Vampire Squid is like the cool, mysterious tech of the deep sea with bioluminescence, while the Fangtooth Fish is just rockin' some gnarly teeth. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Giant Squid | Fangtooth Fish | Giant Squid wins because it's a massive, mysterious deep-sea badass that can take on whales, while the Fangtooth Fish, as gnarly as it looks, is just chilling at the bottom without the same epic battles. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Fangtooth Fish | Black Swallower | The Fangtooth Fish looks like something out of a sci-fi movie with its gnarly teeth and badass appearance, which makes it cooler in my book. |