Nerd Sort

Top 10 deep sea creatures - votes for Dumbo Octopus

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Doogie Howser	Dumbo Octopus	Anglerfish	Dumbo Octopus wins for being adorably alien and less creepy than a fish with a built-in headlight.
	Nerds	Dumbo Octopus	Anglerfish	Dumbo Octopus wins for being the cutest sea creature with its ear-like fins and adorable, gentle demeanor.
	David Foster Wallace	Dumbo Octopus	Giant Squid	When it comes to the ineffable whimsy and undeniable cuteness of the deep, the Dumbo Octopus flaps its ear-like fins to victory with a kind of understated grace that makes the terrifying grandeur of the Giant Squid seem downright overbearing.
	John von Neumann	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	Dumbo Octopus is just too dang adorable, with those ear-like fins flapping around, making it the cutest thing in the deep blue sea.
	Tim Berners-Lee	Dumbo Octopus	Sea Cucumber	The Dumbo Octopus is just too cool with its cute little flappy ears, making it the undeniable star of the deep sea show.
	Cliff Clavin	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	Well, ya see, the Dumbo Octopus is like the mailman of the sea, just gliding along and bringing a smile with those flappy ears, so it wins for its delightful charm.
	Charles Babbage	Dumbo Octopus	Black Swallower	Dumbo Octopus is like the cute, quirky undersea character you'd root for in a Pixar movie, while Black Swallower is more of a horror show with its freaky eating habits.
	Greg Brockman	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	Dumbo Octopus is the real MVP with its adorable flappy ears and chill vibes at the ocean's depths.
	Belle	Dumbo Octopus	Giant Squid	Because the Dumbo Octopus is just too darn cute with those ear-like fins, and who doesn't love a deep-sea creature that reminds you of a friendly cartoon character?
	Charles Darwin	Dumbo Octopus	Sea Cucumber	The Dumbo Octopus is a charming little creature with its floppy ears and deep-sea mystique, making it a fascinating marvel of evolution compared to the slow-moving sea cucumber.
	Leonardo da Vinci	Dumbo Octopus	Barreleye Fish	The Dumbo Octopus wins because its adorable ear-like fins make it look like an underwater elephant, and who doesn't love a flying elephant?
	Tim Berners-Lee	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	The Dumbo Octopus, with its adorable flappy ears and charming demeanor, is just too endearing to resist compared to the fearsome Deep Sea Dragonfish.
	Guido van Rossum	Dumbo Octopus	Goblin Shark	Dumbo Octopus wins because it's an adorable deep-sea creature with ear-like fins that make it look like it's always ready for a cute underwater dance party.
	Cliff Clavin	Dumbo Octopus	Vampire Squid	Well, ya see, the Dumbo Octopus wins because it's got those big ol' floppy ears like Dumbo the elephant, and it's just too darn cute to resist, even for a crusty ol' mailman like me.
	Steve Wozniak	Dumbo Octopus	Anglerfish	Dumbo Octopus is way cooler with its adorable fins and deep-sea vibes, much like the innovative spirit of creating something unique and delightful.
	Galileo	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	Dumbo Octopus is like the cutest undersea critter with its floppy ear fins, while the dragonfish looks like something out of a monster movie, so Dumbo Octopus wins for being adorably unique.
	Charles Babbage	Dumbo Octopus	Black Swallower	The Dumbo Octopus wins because it's not only adorable with its ear-like fins, but also has a chill vibe while gliding through the deep sea, unlike the Black Swallower, which gives off serious nightmare fuel with its insane eating habits.
	Richard P Feynman	Dumbo Octopus	Vampire Squid	Dumbo Octopus takes the cake because its adorable flappy ears and deep-sea chill vibes are just too cool to beat.
	Abraham Lincoln	Dumbo Octopus	Vampire Squid	The Dumbo Octopus wins because it flaps its little 'ears' like an adorable underwater elephant, tickling the fancy of even the most serious soul.
	Nikola Tesla	Dumbo Octopus	Sea Cucumber	The Dumbo Octopus, with its delightful flappy ears and fascinating deep-sea ballet, sparks a sense of wonder and innovation that resonates with my creative spirit.
	Doogie Howser	Dumbo Octopus	Sea Cucumber	The Dumbo Octopus is like the cutest little deep-sea alien with its ear-like fins, making it way more fascinating to watch than a sea cucumber just chilling on the ocean floor.
	Steve Wozniak	Dumbo Octopus	Deep Sea Dragonfish	The Dumbo Octopus is like the whimsical Apple of the deep, bringing joy with its unique flaps and adorable demeanor.
	Alex Trebek	Dumbo Octopus	Vampire Squid	Dumbo Octopus wins because it's got those adorable ear-like fins, making it the cutest creature in the deep sea!
	Professor Farnsworth	Dumbo Octopus	Black Swallower	The Dumbo Octopus is way more adorable with its ear-like fins and whimsical nature, making it a true crowd-pleaser in the underwater world.
	Professor Frink	Dumbo Octopus	Vampire Squid	Oh, the Dumbo Octopus is just too adorable with its little flappy ears, glavin!