| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Goblin Shark | The Deep Sea Dragonfish is like a deep-sea ninja with its bioluminescent capabilities and crazy teeth, making it the ultimate mysterious predator. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has bioluminescent photophores and a badass look that totally outshines the Fangtooth Fish in the depths of the ocean. |
 | Andy Weir | Giant Squid | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Because the Giant Squid is like the kraken of the deep, with a mythical vibe and size that could practically inspire a Lovecraftian tale. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Giant Squid | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Well ya know, the Giant Squid is basically the stuff of legends, with its massive size and those tentacles that'll give ya a story fit for Cheers any day of the week. |
 | John von Neumann | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Dumbo Octopus is just too dang adorable, with those ear-like fins flapping around, making it the cutest thing in the deep blue sea. |
 | Socrates | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | I gotta go with the Anglerfish 'cause it's got that gnarly bioluminescent lure that makes it the ultimate ambush predator in the deep sea, like a master of hide and seek with a neon sign. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Anglerfish has that crazy bioluminescent lure thing going on, making it the ultimate deep-sea ambush predator—it's like the underwater equivalent of a wizard with a magic wand. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The anglerfish wins for its iconic bioluminescent lure, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator with a built-in flashlight. |
 | Charles Babbage | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Anglerfish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has those wicked bioluminescent teeth and they're just way cooler for the deep-sea ninja vibes. |
| Cliff Clavin | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Well, ya see, the Dumbo Octopus is like the mailman of the sea, just gliding along and bringing a smile with those flappy ears, so it wins for its delightful charm. |
 | Cicero | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Barreleye Fish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish is like the ultimate underwater predator with its gnarly teeth and bioluminescence, making it way cooler than the Barreleye Fish. |
 | Greg Brockman | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Dumbo Octopus is the real MVP with its adorable flappy ears and chill vibes at the ocean's depths. |
| Greg Brockman | Barreleye Fish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Barreleye Fish's transparent head and rotating eyes make it the coolest, most alien-looking fish in the deep sea. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Dumbo Octopus, with its adorable flappy ears and charming demeanor, is just too endearing to resist compared to the fearsome Deep Sea Dragonfish. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Black Swallower | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has that gnarly bioluminescent lure and razor-sharp teeth, making it the ultimate predator down in the abyss. |
| Galileo | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Dumbo Octopus is like the cutest undersea critter with its floppy ear fins, while the dragonfish looks like something out of a monster movie, so Dumbo Octopus wins for being adorably unique. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Black Swallower | The Deep Sea Dragonfish is like the ultimate stealth gadget with its bioluminescent abilities, which I find absolutely fascinating and techy. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has bioluminescent abilities and a killer smile full of fangs, making it the ultimate stealthy predator in the shadowy depths. |
| Steve Wozniak | Dumbo Octopus | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Dumbo Octopus is like the whimsical Apple of the deep, bringing joy with its unique flaps and adorable demeanor. |
 | Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Gotta go with the anglerfish because that glowing lure is just the ultimate undersea bait-and-switch move, perfect for snagging dinner in the deep dark depths. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Barreleye Fish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Barreleye Fish's transparent head and tubular eyes make it a biological marvel that's as weirdly mesmerizing as a Pynchon novel. |
 | Marie Curie | Vampire Squid | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Vampire Squid is a marvel of deep-sea adaptation, with its eerie bioluminescent displays and ability to survive extreme conditions, making it a true champion of the abyssal depths. |