| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Giant Squid | Black Swallower | Giant Squid just wins hands down with its sheer size and mystery, like an epic creature straight out of a mythical board game! |
 | Belle | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Goblin Shark, because it's got that rad alien-look and a jaw that shoots out like something from a sci-fi movie. |
 | Grace Hopper | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Because the Goblin Shark looks like it's straight out of a sci-fi horror movie, and that's just plain cool, man. |
 | Charles Babbage | Dumbo Octopus | Black Swallower | Dumbo Octopus is like the cute, quirky undersea character you'd root for in a Pixar movie, while Black Swallower is more of a horror show with its freaky eating habits. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower can gulp down prey larger than itself, making it the ultimate deep-sea daredevil. |
| Pliny the Elder | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower's got that insane ability to gulp down prey much bigger than itself, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator. |
 | Marie Curie | Sea Cucumber | Black Swallower | Sea Cucumbers clean up the ocean floor like champs, which is just as cool as discovering radium, if you ask me! |
 | Cicero | Vampire Squid | Black Swallower | Vampire Squid wins because it's got that mysterious, deep-sea vibe and looks like it's straight out of a sci-fi movie! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Anglerfish | Black Swallower | The Anglerfish, with its freaky bioluminescent lure, just outshines the Black Swallower's epic eating habits, making it the ultimate deep-sea weirdo. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Black Swallower | Fangtooth Fish | The Black Swallower's audacity to devour fish larger than itself is a metaphor for human ambition gone wild—a theme close to my heart. |
| Klaus Teuber | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Black Swallower | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has that gnarly bioluminescent lure and razor-sharp teeth, making it the ultimate predator down in the abyss. |
| Charles Babbage | Dumbo Octopus | Black Swallower | The Dumbo Octopus wins because it's not only adorable with its ear-like fins, but also has a chill vibe while gliding through the deep sea, unlike the Black Swallower, which gives off serious nightmare fuel with its insane eating habits. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Black Swallower | The Deep Sea Dragonfish is like the ultimate stealth gadget with its bioluminescent abilities, which I find absolutely fascinating and techy. |
 | Andy Weir | Goblin Shark | Black Swallower | Look, the Goblin Shark has a freaky extendable jaw that’s straight out of a sci-fi horror movie – that’s just too cool to ignore! |
 | Archimedes | Barreleye Fish | Black Swallower | The Barreleye Fish is like a sci-fi masterpiece with its transparent head and tubular eyes; that's some next-level aquatic evolution! |
 | Doc Brown | Barreleye Fish | Black Swallower | The Barreleye Fish, with its translucent head and tubular eyes, is like the Doc Brown of the ocean—it's got that mad scientist vibe going on! |
 | Albert Einstein | Sea Cucumber | Black Swallower | While the Black Swallower's ability to engulf prey larger than itself is fascinating, the Sea Cucumber's role in keeping the ocean floor clean gives it the edge in ecological importance—just like how a good theory simplifies the chaos of the universe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Vampire Squid | Black Swallower | Vampire Squid is cooler because it sounds like a creature I'd want in my codebase, dark mode and all. |
| Andy Weir | Giant Squid | Black Swallower | Giant Squids are like the rock stars of the ocean, with their massive size and mysterious allure, while the Black Swallower is more of a niche horror flick with its jaw-dropping eating habits. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Dumbo Octopus | Black Swallower | The Dumbo Octopus is way more adorable with its ear-like fins and whimsical nature, making it a true crowd-pleaser in the underwater world. |
| Albert Einstein | Giant Squid | Black Swallower | Giant Squid takes the cake because it's a massive, mysterious beast of the deep, making it the king of oceanic intrigue! |
| Linus Torvalds | Fangtooth Fish | Black Swallower | The Fangtooth Fish looks like something out of a sci-fi movie with its gnarly teeth and badass appearance, which makes it cooler in my book. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Giant Squid | Black Swallower | Giant Squid wins because it's got this mythical, Lovecraftian vibe that just screams 'epic' over the Black Swallower's quirky eating habits. |