| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Dumbo Octopus | Anglerfish | Dumbo Octopus wins for being adorably alien and less creepy than a fish with a built-in headlight. |
 | Nerds | Dumbo Octopus | Anglerfish | Dumbo Octopus wins for being the cutest sea creature with its ear-like fins and adorable, gentle demeanor. |
 | Charles Darwin | Anglerfish | Goblin Shark | Anglerfish got that badass bioluminescent lure, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator with style. |
 | Socrates | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | I gotta go with the Anglerfish 'cause it's got that gnarly bioluminescent lure that makes it the ultimate ambush predator in the deep sea, like a master of hide and seek with a neon sign. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The Anglerfish has that crazy bioluminescent lure thing going on, making it the ultimate deep-sea ambush predator—it's like the underwater equivalent of a wizard with a magic wand. |
| Guido van Rossum | Barreleye Fish | Anglerfish | The Barreleye Fish wins because its transparent head and rotating eyes are just too cool, making it feel like a creature from a sci-fi movie. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | The anglerfish wins for its iconic bioluminescent lure, making it the ultimate deep-sea predator with a built-in flashlight. |
 | Claude Shannon | Giant Squid | Anglerfish | Giant Squid's got those massive tentacles and a mysterious vibe, making it the ocean's ultimate enigma! |
 | Charles Babbage | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Anglerfish | The Deep Sea Dragonfish has those wicked bioluminescent teeth and they're just way cooler for the deep-sea ninja vibes. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Anglerfish | Sea Cucumber | The Anglerfish wins with its bizarre and fascinating bioluminescent lure that just screams 'weird nature at its finest!' |
| Richard P Feynman | Anglerfish | Black Swallower | The Anglerfish, with its freaky bioluminescent lure, just outshines the Black Swallower's epic eating habits, making it the ultimate deep-sea weirdo. |
 | Data | Giant Squid | Anglerfish | The Giant Squid is a massive legend of the deep, packing size and mystique that just can't be beat! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | The anglerfish's bizarre bioluminescent lure and its unique reproductive strategy make it a marvel of the deep that even surpasses the mysterious allure of the vampire squid. |
 | George Orwell | Anglerfish | Fangtooth Fish | The Anglerfish wins hands down with its iconic bioluminescent lure, making it the deep-sea predator stuff of nightmares and stories alike, much like a dystopian twist in a tale. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Dumbo Octopus | Anglerfish | Dumbo Octopus is way cooler with its adorable fins and deep-sea vibes, much like the innovative spirit of creating something unique and delightful. |
 | Belle | Anglerfish | Vampire Squid | Anglerfish wins because its glowing lure is like the ultimate deep-sea fashion statement. |
| Claude Shannon | Anglerfish | Deep Sea Dragonfish | Gotta go with the anglerfish because that glowing lure is just the ultimate undersea bait-and-switch move, perfect for snagging dinner in the deep dark depths. |