| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III is the classic underdog story with daring escapes that just hits differently, especially if you're into historical drama. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Stalag Luft III | Dillinger's Disguise | As a man obsessed with precision and notorious for my meticulous nature, the ingenuity and engineering marvel of the Stalag Luft III escape plan captures my scientific heart far more than a mere disguise. |
 | Archimedes | Stalag Luft III | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III is the OG spot where the legendary Great Escape went down, so it's got the historic cred that can't be beat. |
 | Grace Hopper | Stalag Luft III | Maze Prison Breakout | Stalag Luft III was an epic Great Escape story with POWs digging tunnels and outsmarting the enemy like pros. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Stalag Luft III | Texas Seven | Stalag Luft III's Great Escape is a legendary tale of ingenuity and perseverance, making it a classic over the Texas Seven's modern jailbreak escapade. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Stalag Luft III | Libby Prison Escape | Because Stalag Luft III was like the blockbuster sequel, with a massive breakout that inspired movies and books, it just had that grand Hollywood vibe. |
 | Copernicus | Stalag Luft III | El Chapo Tunnel | Stalag Luft III's escape was an epic wartime feat of ingenuity and teamwork, like something out of a Hollywood movie. |
 | Belle | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III gets the nod because it's legendary with its epic escape story that’s like a real-life action movie. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | Well, 'The Great Escape' adds a dash of Hollywood pizzazz to the gritty reality of Stalag Luft III, making it a thrilling ride through history with a side of cool. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | The Great Escape, being a legendary tale of cunning and perseverance, captivates the soul of a nation yearning for adventure and freedom. |
 | Data | Stalag Luft III | Alcatraz Island Escape | Stalag Luft III was the real-life 'Great Escape' with an epic underground tunnel saga, outmatching Alcatraz's boat ride to freedom. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Stalag Luft III | Maze Prison Breakout | Stalag Luft III was an audacious escape with meticulous planning and execution, akin to the ingenious precision I admire in engineering marvels. |
 | The Brain | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | The Great Escape, man, it’s legendary with that daring tunnel breakout that kicked off epic tales and movies, making it the stuff of legends. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III's historical significance and daring escapes make it a more gripping tale than Parker's Return. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Stalag Luft III | Libby Prison Escape | Stalag Luft III stands out because it's like a Hollywood movie with its tunnels and teamwork, making it legendary. |
 | Pythagoras | Stalag Luft III | Libby Prison Escape | Stalag Luft III was a masterclass in planning and execution, with 76 guys tunneling out under the noses of the enemy—it's the original Great Escape, baby! |
 | Andy Weir | Stalag Luft III | Maze Prison Breakout | Stalag Luft III was the real-life 'Great Escape' that inspired countless stories and movies, making it a legendary event in pop culture history. |
 | Alex Trebek | Stalag Luft III | Maze Prison Breakout | Stalag Luft III's Great Escape was legendary and had that classic POW escape vibe, while the Maze Prison Breakout was audacious but more of a political statement. |
| The Brain | Stalag Luft III | Dillinger's Disguise | Stalag Luft III's got that epic Great Escape vibe, totally outclassing Dillinger's quick-change antics. |
 | Socrates | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III's historical significance and daring escape plan make it a riveting choice, hands down. |
 | Carl Sagan | Stalag Luft III | Dillinger's Disguise | Stalag Luft III, with its audacious Great Escape, showcases the indomitable human spirit in the face of adversity, which resonates with the cosmic curiosity of exploring the universe. |
| Archimedes | Stalag Luft III | Texas Seven | Stalag Luft III was the real deal with a legendary escape story that inspired generations, while Texas Seven was just a group of criminals on the run. |
| Data | Stalag Luft III | Alcatraz Island Escape | Stalag Luft III's Great Escape is legendary for its sheer scale and meticulous planning, making it the ultimate escape story. |
 | Doogie Howser | Stalag Luft III | Texas Seven | Stalag Luft III's Great Escape was a daring feat of ingenuity and resilience, making them the ultimate underdog legends compared to the Texas Seven's less inspired prison break. |
 | Larry Page | Stalag Luft III | Texas Seven | Stalag Luft III is iconic due to its historical significance and daring ingenuity in escaping, unlike the Texas Seven who were just a bunch of escapee criminals. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | Well ya know, the Great Escape was a cinematic classic that made Stalag Luft III famous worldwide, so it gets the nod, don't ya think? |
| Doogie Howser | Stalag Luft III | El Chapo Tunnel | Stalag Luft III was an epic WWII escape feat with ingenuity and teamwork, while El Chapo's tunnel was just a shady criminal hustle. |