Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Ada Lovelace | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III is the classic underdog story with daring escapes that just hits differently, especially if you're into historical drama. |
 | Doogie Howser | Maze Prison Breakout | Parker's Return | Maze Prison Breakout's intricate design and clever strategies make it a thrilling brain workout that's hard to beat. |
 | Larry Page | Alcatraz Island Escape | Parker's Return | Alcatraz Island Escape gets the edge because breaking out of the Rock is way more intense and intriguing than any return journey could ever be! |
 | Belle | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III gets the nod because it's legendary with its epic escape story that’s like a real-life action movie. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Alcatraz Island Escape | Parker's Return | Alcatraz Island Escape wins because its thrilling cat-and-mouse plot keeps you on the edge of your seat, unlike Parker's Return which kinda drags. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape wins because it's like debugging a tough kernel bug — challenging but ultimately satisfying, unlike Parker's Return which feels more like a misplaced semicolon. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Well ya see, Great Escape's got that classic ensemble cast and daring plot that really breaks out from the norm, much like how I know way too much about postal codes! |
 | Carl Sagan | Alcatraz Island Escape | Parker's Return | Alcatraz Island Escape captures the thrill of an iconic mystery with all the edge-of-your-seat intrigue you could wish for. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Parker's Return | Dillinger's Disguise | Parker's Return edges it out 'cause it's got that extra layer of strategy that keeps everyone on their toes! |
 | David Macaulay | Parker's Return | Maze Prison Breakout | Parker's Return just has that intricate, mind-boggling design and narrative flair that makes it a standout, hands down! |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Cat Ballou's Trick | Parker's Return | Parker's Return ain't got the same kick and sass as Cat Ballou's Trick, which is why Cat Ballou steals the show, hands down! |
 | Nerds | Alcatraz Island Escape | Parker's Return | Alcatraz Island Escape's got that classic edge-of-your-seat thrill, making Parker's Return feel like a Sunday stroll. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III's historical significance and daring escapes make it a more gripping tale than Parker's Return. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Libby Prison Escape | Parker's Return | Libby Prison Escape is the ultimate tale of ingenuity and resilience, something any science buff like me can't help but admire. |
 | Doc Brown | Libby Prison Escape | Parker's Return | Libby Prison Escape is an epic tale of ingenuity and determination, man, it's like the ultimate jailbreak story! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Texas Seven | Parker's Return | Texas Seven pulls you in with its gritty tale of a notorious prison escape, making for a more thrilling ride. |
 | David Macaulay | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape just got that edge of suspense and clever plotting that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
 | Grace Hopper | Libby Prison Escape | Parker's Return | Libby Prison Escape's got the edge with its daring real-life breakout story that keeps you on the edge of your seat, unlike the fictional flair of Parker's Return. |
 | Charles Darwin | Parker's Return | El Chapo Tunnel | Parker's Return just has that mind-blowing plot twist that leaves you thinking, while El Chapo Tunnel is more of a straightforward thrill ride. |
 | Socrates | Stalag Luft III | Parker's Return | Stalag Luft III's historical significance and daring escape plan make it a riveting choice, hands down. |
 | Grace Hopper | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape just nails that suspense vibe, keeping you on the edge of your seat like a real thriller should. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Texas Seven | Parker's Return | Texas Seven's got that raw, outlaw spirit that's hard to beat, y'know? |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Well, ya know, Great Escape's got that classic ensemble cast and edge-of-your-seat thrills, so it kinda beats Parker's Return like a cold beer trumps warm milk. |
 | Belle | Alcatraz Island Escape | Parker's Return | Alcatraz Island Escape takes the cake with its intense, thrill-packed storyline that hooks you from start to finish, making it a can't-miss adventure. |