| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Cat Ballou's Trick | Great Escape | Cat Ballou's Trick got that wild, unpredictable charm that keeps ya guessing, a real standout in the rodeo of life. |
 | Archimedes | Stalag Luft III | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III is the OG spot where the legendary Great Escape went down, so it's got the historic cred that can't be beat. |
 | Ada Lovelace | El Chapo Tunnel | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel was some next-level engineering, like dude built a whole underground highway and dipped. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel | The Great Escape is a classic tale of audacious bravery and ingenuity, weaving a narrative tapestry with humor and humanism that tickles my fancy like an old typewriter's keys clattering away in the quiet night. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Great Escape | Dillinger's Disguise | Great Escape just rocks the socks off with its thrilling storyline and classic escape vibe, making Dillinger's Disguise feel like a second fiddle. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | Well, 'The Great Escape' adds a dash of Hollywood pizzazz to the gritty reality of Stalag Luft III, making it a thrilling ride through history with a side of cool. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape wins because it's like debugging a tough kernel bug — challenging but ultimately satisfying, unlike Parker's Return which feels more like a misplaced semicolon. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Well ya see, Great Escape's got that classic ensemble cast and daring plot that really breaks out from the norm, much like how I know way too much about postal codes! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | The Great Escape, being a legendary tale of cunning and perseverance, captivates the soul of a nation yearning for adventure and freedom. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Great Escape | Dillinger's Disguise | Great Escape's got that thrill and edge-of-seat action that I'm totally down for, ya know? |
 | The Brain | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | The Great Escape, man, it’s legendary with that daring tunnel breakout that kicked off epic tales and movies, making it the stuff of legends. |
 | Professor Frink | Great Escape | Libby Prison Escape | The Great Escape is legendary, with its sheer scale and complexity; it's like the ultimate nerdy plan come to life, shuffling around 600 people through tunnels! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Great Escape | Dillinger's Disguise | Great Escape takes the cake with its thrilling high-stakes escapades, leaving Dillinger's Disguise in the dust. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Great Escape | Libby Prison Escape | The Great Escape gets the nod because it's got that epic scale and audacious flair that's just dripping with classic Hollywood cool. |
 | David Macaulay | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape just got that edge of suspense and clever plotting that keeps you on the edge of your seat. |
| David Macaulay | Great Escape | Dillinger's Disguise | Great Escape wins because it's an epic tale of ingenuity and perseverance that just grabs you by the collar and doesn't let go. |
 | Grace Hopper | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Great Escape just nails that suspense vibe, keeping you on the edge of your seat like a real thriller should. |
 | Pythagoras | Great Escape | Libby Prison Escape | The Great Escape was a high-stakes, meticulously planned breakout involving hundreds of POWs, making it an unparalleled feat of ingenuity and daring. |
 | Belle | Great Escape | Cat Ballou's Trick | Great Escape steals the show with its superb storytelling and iconic cast that just nails it. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Escape | El Chapo Tunnel | Great Escape wins for its audacious blend of ingenuity and bravado, showcasing a war-time spirit that's hard to beat. |
| Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Parker's Return | Well, ya know, Great Escape's got that classic ensemble cast and edge-of-your-seat thrills, so it kinda beats Parker's Return like a cold beer trumps warm milk. |
| Cliff Clavin | Great Escape | Stalag Luft III | Well ya know, the Great Escape was a cinematic classic that made Stalag Luft III famous worldwide, so it gets the nod, don't ya think? |